Custom Gilbert
Custom Gilbert
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Welcome (Back) Gilbert the Sahuagin!
This monster comes to us from the black lagoon by way of Monster Smash toys!
Featuring a flared head, ridges and a bumpy shaft all leading down to a flared base, this creature is sure to please!
This model is available with our new Goblin Hole technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.
The wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.
5 Sizes to fit any adventurer
- X-Small
- Small
- Medium
- Large
- X-Large
3 firmness options to choose from, this may feel firmer with bigger & thicker toys.
- Super Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy
- Soft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.
- Medium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser
The firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.
Customize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.
For a closer look at colors check out our Color Chart page and for more details about our pour styles can be found here.
This is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary. Adding a suction cup base may increase the possibility of small bubbles on the very bottom of the base. While we do everything we can to prevent this from happening there is a small chance.
All of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!
Designed and Sculpted by Monster Smash (Twitter/x @monstersmashtoy) & Nix (Twitter/x @ScaledSin) and Finished by ShopDad (Twitter/x @ShopDad2)
Please review our Shop Policies before purchasing
* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.

Sizing
Approximate Measurements
X-Small:
Head Base Circumference: 4.375" / 11cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.37"
Mid-Shaft Circumference: 4.125" / 10.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.31"
Above Base Circumference: 5.25" / 13.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.66"
Usable Length: 4.375" / 11.2cm
Total Length: 5.375" / 13.6cm
Small:
Head Base Circumference: 5.375" / 13.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.72"
Mid-Shaft Circumference: 5.125" / 13.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.64"
Above Base Circumference: 6.5" / 16.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.06"
Usable Length: 5.625" / 14.4cm
Total Length: 6.75" / 17.1cm
Medium:
Head Base Circumference: 6.25" / 16cm ; Avg Diameter: 2"
Mid-Shaft Circumference: 5.875" / 14.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.86"
Above Base Circumference: 7.5" / 19.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.40"
Usable Length: 6.5" / 16.5cm
Total Length: 7.875" / 20cm
*Large:
Head Base Circumference: 7.375" / 18.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.33"
Mid-Shaft Circumference: 6.875" / 17.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.20"
Above Base Circumference: 8.75" / 22.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.79"
Usable Length: 7.5" / 19cm
Total Length: 9.25" / 23.5cm
*X-Large:
Head Base Circumference: 8.5" / 21.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.69"
Mid-Shaft Circumference: 7.875" / 20cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.50"
Above Base Circumference: 10.25" / 26cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.25"
Usable Length: 8.625" / 21.8cm
Total Length: 10.5" / 26.67cm
The Large and X-Large have a slight chance of small bubbles on the gills under the tip, while we do everything we can to prevent this there is still a small chance.












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