They're pretty great and going straight into my collection of dice!
Cool color, too.

Thanks,
Lifesbane

Words don’t do this masterpiece justice but it is absolutely stunning!! The cost for something this beautiful feels almost unfair. I’m so thankful for this team for giving me a place to just freak out about dildos lol. Thank you again for my creation!

This was an inventory toy that shipped absurdly fast and arrived at my door within a couple of days of placing the order. And dang, this toy does not disappoint, it arrived just as fast as I did! xD

This toy has the perfect set of curves, girth, and length that hits all the right spots in just the right way. The ribbing along the bottom of the shaft adds a lovely bit of soft texture too (and a fun noise!), and the added bit of girth right at the end adds a fun challenge just when you think you've tackled the beast.

I've purchased multiple toys from the Bards at this point, and the Tarrasque is my new favorite! If you're looking for a girthy boy that'll challenge you in all the right ways, while providing just enough texture (I'd recommend getting this in soft), this is the beast for you.

Really enjoyed this unique model! Large head into thick twisting shaft feels incredible! Got a medium .20 thickness. Highly recommend!

I really like the smaller tip that feeds into a much larger shaft, which narrows again at the base. Helps keep it locked in! Got medium .20, really great model!

I grabbed this model for the gradually increasing in size bulges, and was not disappointed! Got a small .20 firmness. Love the feeling of inserting and removing, like a multiple knot toy. Highly recommended!

Got a medium .20 firmness. Love the textures, perfect length and thickness. As always great color decisions made by them when I chose “surprise me”. Always love doing business with the bards!

Kinda picked up Miimic on a whim, and my only regret is I didn’t buy one sooner! I got a medium .20 firmness, really like the shape of the tongue, both long and thick, feels great!

I mean, this direwolf (medium, 00-50)... It's amazing, this is my 2nd companion In two months, and It is veeerrry satisfying. 10/10

WE LOVE IT! Fun toy, fantasy but not too weird. It honestly should be on display, not in a drawer. The little eyebrow piercing is a fun touch. We have two of them. First one in super soft. second one in soft. If intending to use as a grinder (highly recommended) the soft works better.
Wandering Bard has the BEST customer service. I don't mean in the toy world; I mean in the big world. Great communication, always under promise and overdeliver. They make you feel like you are the only customer they have and are spending a million dollars. Wish they sold groceries, car parts, clothes, ha. Beautiful toys from great people!

I'm so happy with how this came out, it's beautiful!!! I feel like my pictures don't do it Justice, it's got a little sparkle to it 😆

Large Suction Base
Firmness: 00-30 Soft
Pour Style: Highlight
Highlight Outer Color: Pearl White
Highlight Inner Color: Blood Red

The ridges! The girth! Very very satisfying!!! The workmanship with the coloring is amazing!! I absolutely love mine!!

I won the giveaway on Bluesky and I've used it several times since and I'm in love lol. It's a stretch but it's SO good. Absolute bliss. I'll definitely be buying another larger one in the future lol, possibly multiple it's that good. 10/10

It’s so worth it!!!! I may have been a little too ambitious when I ordered mine and do plan to get another. But everything is just so great. The colour pour was perfect to what I wanted too. 10/5 stars.

He is absolutely beautiful down to the tiny piercings in his eyebrow, and the snakebite lip piercings on his lower lip!
The tounge is a wonderful ribbed texture that is divine to grind and insert. I got mine in split marble, apple/ midnight super soft. Maybe go for a firmer softness than I did. He's so soft that I have to hold him sideways to get him in lol but other than that he is a very interesting and unique toy that I adore so much.
And look at him! He's just so pretty!