ITS ALIVE, ITS ALIVE! Frankenmoo arrived in traditional bard fashion, with much aplomb and stately grace. He is in Supersoft and has no problem standing straight up in the firmness. Do nor worry about standing on a shelf for this proud gentleman with a soft side.
The Minotaur is a good deviation from most 'equine' inspired flat headed toys. The head is tilted for easy insertion, and not only is there a medial ring, there is a lateral line down the front and a ring of six bumps further down the shaft! Am I biased because this model is the one I got my first full custom in? Maybe a little. Is my review still reliable? 100%.
I ordered cow print because Cow Team Best Team, but it had a twist! I wanted the opal from the recent drops, but got something so much cooler. 3 different glows in the white, all sparkly. His upper shaft was a swirl of Dragons Breath and Red Thermo, with a UV reactive, GITD drip down the front. This is it, my magnum opus, The Bards have acquiesced to my most outlandish request and this toy will be hermetically sealed and embedded in my tombstone. 10000000000000/10 This was a wonderful awful idea.