This was my first toy from wandering bard, and my third fantasy toy, and I am amazed by it! The colors and design are beautiful plus extra goodies from the anniversary drop made my day. It's a perfect size for me and the texture combined with the soft silicone makes it a joy to use. I highly recommend the dragon tail for anyone starting with deeper toys, or who just loves the fantasy aspect! Definitely planning on getting more toys from wandering bard when I can.

I went for the extra soft small and it been great! From all the other type of toys. This one rubs nicely the backdoor. I highly recommend.

As per usual, the Bard put lots of craftsmanship and care into making this toy, and it doesn't disappoint! Great quality, great feel, overall wonderful purchase!! It was poured and shipped incredibly quickly too, which was an awesome plus. :)

IM SO HAPPY WITH THISSSS IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL AND FEELS FUCKING AMAZING.
An even larger (and maybe even longer) size would be amazing to see. Very very great experience and I will definitely be buying from here again someday. 💕💕💕

I love Wandering bard's proportions on most toys! It's nice to get a nice fat one that is still manageable :) Textures are subtle, again my preference. A fun idea without feeling terribly foreign.

The colors are amazing! Beautiful reds and gold that photos cannot convey.

TRUE CUSTOMS, AWESOME CUSTOMER SERVICE! If you can imagine it, they'll make it happen! Excellent communication and FASTEST CUSTOMS EVER! Cannot say enough nice things about Wandering Bard :)

TRUE CUSTOMS, AWESOME CUSTOMER SERVICE! If you can imagine it, they'll make it happen! Excellent communication and FASTEST CUSTOMS EVER!

Classic shape with good proportions. I got a small, like I usually do, and it's plenty large enough to satisfy :) I don't take the knot but I do like it 'knocking on the door!'

TRUE CUSTOMS, AWESOME CUSTOMER SERVICE! If you can imagine it, they'll make it happen! Excellent communication and FASTEST CUSTOMS EVER!

So, never shop hungry. My eyes were bigger than my *ahem..*

First I ordered a medium, it was right on the borderline of my personal size guide...But alas, I opened the box and said "Well that's not going to fit in there..." So ordered a small, 'adolescent' version of the original in lighter colors, they are just stunning! Small was much more comfortable...and also made a nice warm up for the bigger one! So now it's a two-stage experience everyone should try :)

TRUE CUSTOMS, AWESOME CUSTOMER SERVICE! If you can imagine it, they'll make it happen! Excellent communication and FASTEST CUSTOMS EVER!

Obviously very texture heavy, but the suckers are actually smooth and nicely subtle :)

Let me just say I have not used it yet but it’s soooo perfect OMGGG I can not wait to play with this thing the colors on my product are so beautiful and I definitely will be ordering more products if the way it feels is as good as the way it looks! I’m thinking by look it is by far my favorite out of my “monster dildo” collection! The softness I purchased was the 00-20 and I was afraid it was going to be to soft and floppy but for the size of my toy made the softness perfect!! I’m overly excited to use this dildo it’s perfectly made softness texture and definitely color! The toy comes wrapped in plastic and in a satchel for perfect keep sake and storage! Definitely will be ordering another product. Price point is great and quality is exceptional so far! 10/10 (without using yet)! Would recommend 100% if you’re just a collector of beautiful dildo!

This is a great toy, but out of all the ones I own, I was hoping for more in terms of texture. With most of the bumps being at the base it feels a bit lacking. This toy is long and it has tapered girth--starting thing at the head and getting thicker towards the base. This is a fantastic toy for someone who has a lot of sensitivity and can get off on penetration alone. I recommend going a size down for new people, just because of how long the insertable length is.

7/10

If I got stranded on an island this is the toy I'm taking with me. Genuinely, this toy as it all. It's a great starter toy for those who are new and want to try a little bit of everything.

I have both the small and the medium. If you're just starting out and you already have trouble fitting 4"-5" inside I recommend you start with an x-small. However, if you're planning to use this toy as a dilator then I recommend the small.

The bumps and ridges feel fantastic and they stimulate all the right areas without being "too much, too soon."

10/10 and will be working up to a large soon.

What can I say?? Just LOOK at this! I was debating for a while what color I should have marbled with Arcane for my Kobold, and eventually decided on just solid Arcane. It was absolutely the right choice!! The green, to gold, to magenta is so extreme and beautiful. I couldn't be happier!

This is a great toy! The spurs at the tip are great for teasing and entrance. I purchased the medium and my only struggle is that the main shaft is too long before it reaches the girth of the knot. I find myself jack hammering my cervix just to even get half the knot in.

Otherwise this is a fabulous toy! Especially for people who are menstruating but want to do the dirty to help with cramps and make their period pass faster. The smooth of the shaft feels great when compared to the spurs.

8/10

Once again I am blown away by the quality of my latest Bard toy! Small Kobold is a great size; not TOO big but if you want to feel full... anyway!

Soft firmness is my favorite among the available firmnesses, and small/soft Kobold has just the right amount of *squiiiish*. his ridges and side bumps are wonderful!

I got mine in a solid Arcane coloration, and I am not kitten around when I say it is my most beautiful toy. The shift is so extreme, it's like i bought three seperate toys! A green, gold and velvety magenta. The solid ultrashift color makes all his details pop so gorgeously as well!

Thank you Bards!!

My new favourite toy! Insane quality and so so cute