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We specialize in premium fantasy adult toys with over 10,000 sold on etsy since 2019
Made with body safe platinum cure silicone, each toy is created and hand poured with you in mind.
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Everything I get from here is always amazing! They are the best!
For my birthday I got a custom kobold with a marbled fade of melon glow, cosmic and arcane in small/soft and WOW it looks incredible!! The colors are stunning and the glow is really cool. The arcane ultrashift is mesmerizing, if you have the extra bucks to spare I would highly recommend adding some to your custom.
Communication with the Bards is always pleasant and they ship super fast. They posted my custom on twitter before it shipped and I added probably 50 views to that video myself while waiting for it to get here.
The textures are quite nice. They feel great and the whole thing has a good squish to it. Easy 11/10 and an awesome birthday gift to myself. Tysm WBT!
Fucking great and great for fucking
The old lady loves this one
The size and shape and firmness is perfect and the uv plus glow is amazing.
I absolutely love it! It’s my favorite, the cow print is so cute!
It was made and shipped out so quickly! Customer service was great 🏼 Definitely recommend buying from them for all your toys!!
I think the Bards are actually wizards. My custom was made, shipped out, and delivered to me in just 6 days! I requested Slate and Midnight in the marble fade and was very pleased with the shimmery swirls and marbling. The slate color turned out to be a darker blue than I expected (thought it would be more of a pastel) but it's still really pretty and eye-catching.
If you have a "petite" structure like I do, don't underestimate the XS and make sure to doublecheck the measurements - he's still a big boy. Overall, I'm happy with my custom experience and I'm already thinking about going for another. Highly recommend! :)
I ordered an x-small medium firm Tabaxi earlier this year and he is an absolute 'pleasure' to own.
'Dorned with a spikes on the head and a few on the shaft there is quite a lot of texture to explore- I refer to my Tabaxi as 'the one with the bumps'. I recommend a softer firmness if you're texture sensitive.
Despite him being extra small, I personally still have a little bit of a fight with the knot, but that doesn't take away anything from the model itself. I'm thankful he features a gentle taper into the knot, I see this rarely in the majority of fantasy toys.
The base also means he's 'back door' friendly,, he doesn't disappoint- just come equipped with lube!
I chose a marble fade with a white drip and he's all I could dream of really. The thermo colour change is fast when in contact to body heat, which is what I was looking for the most!
Thankyou for creating my custom to such a high quality + standard. ♥
ITS ALIVE, ITS ALIVE! Frankenmoo arrived in traditional bard fashion, with much aplomb and stately grace. He is in Supersoft and has no problem standing straight up in the firmness. Do nor worry about standing on a shelf for this proud gentleman with a soft side.
The Minotaur is a good deviation from most 'equine' inspired flat headed toys. The head is tilted for easy insertion, and not only is there a medial ring, there is a lateral line down the front and a ring of six bumps further down the shaft! Am I biased because this model is the one I got my first full custom in? Maybe a little. Is my review still reliable? 100%.
I ordered cow print because Cow Team Best Team, but it had a twist! I wanted the opal from the recent drops, but got something so much cooler. 3 different glows in the white, all sparkly. His upper shaft was a swirl of Dragons Breath and Red Thermo, with a UV reactive, GITD drip down the front. This is it, my magnum opus, The Bards have acquiesced to my most outlandish request and this toy will be hermetically sealed and embedded in my tombstone. 10000000000000/10 This was a wonderful awful idea.
My girlfriend and I were so excited when this came in. Super soft and great material makes for a great time. A little tough to put on but I'm chalking it up to my inexperience with sheaths. We've been using it on our dildo and it's been great. Definitely recommend!
ordered medium one with enigma shift color - insanely pretty and i love the material, very quickly made too!! +bonus the adorable stickers that they send u
i love him sm, and i love the bards ♥♥♥
The pour on this thing is beautiful! The colorshift pigments are blue/purple/sometimes amberish, and even in bad lighting it's quite the looker. The subtle vein texturing on the shaft is very nice and so is the glow/uv!
This is my very first toy and I have to say I am very pleased, and disappointed that I haven’t gotten one before now. I got the small 00-50, and I will definitely be using it often, as it is very stimulating. It reaches deeper than I’ve felt before, the ridges are extremely satisfying when either entering or exiting, and it is also wider than anything I’ve felt before, so it’s very filling. The I’ll definitely be coming back for more of these, and possibly bigger ones.
Ordered a small with medium hardness. I love the marble pattern and colors. Overall, I am very satisfied with my purchase, and I will be buying from The Wandering Bard again in the future.
I got the large size in soft with purple and green marbling. It's absolutely gorgeous! This toy is honestly exactly what I was looking for in a toy. It has the length and girth that satisfies what previous dildos were unable to accomplish. It comes with a good amount of challenge but even then, it was incredibly pleasurable to use. The ridges and bumps add to the overall pleasurable experience in subtle ways. 10/10 would recommend buying.
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