Custom Human Bard
Custom Human Bard
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The Human Bard, long and even for a familiar experience. Here to give some bardic inspiration for any adventure!
Available with or without a suction base!
5 Sizes to fit any adventurer
- X-Small
- Small
- Medium
- Large
- X-Large
3 firmness options to choose from, this may feel firmer with bigger & thicker toys.
- Super Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy
- Soft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.
- Medium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser
The firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.
Customize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.
For a closer look at colors check out our Color Chart page and for more details about our pour styles can be found here.
This is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary. Adding a suction cup base may increase the possibility of small bubbles on the very bottom of the base. While we do everything we can to prevent this from happening there is a small chance.
All of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!
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Sizing
Approximate Measurements
X-Small:
Base of Head Circumference: 4" / 10.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.27"
Mid-Shaft Circumference: 4.625" / 11.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.47"
Above Base Circumference: 4.75" / 12.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.52"
Usable Length: 4.75" / 12.2cm
Total Length: 5.875" / 14.9cm
Small:
Base of Head Circumference: 5.25" / 13.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.67"
Mid-Shaft Circumference: 5.75" / 14.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.84"
Above Base Circumference: 6.25" / 15.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.99"
Usable Length: 6.25" / 15.9cm
Total Length: 7.25" / 18.4cm
Medium:
Base of Head Circumference: 6.125" / 15.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.95"
Mid-Shaft Circumference: 6.625" / 17cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.13"
Above Base Circumference: 7.25" / 18.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.29"
Usable Length: 7.25" / 18.3cm
Total Length: 8.5" / 21.5cm
Large:
Base of Head Circumference: 7.25" / 18.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.29"
Mid-Shaft Circumference: 7.825" / 20cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.5"
Above Base Circumference: 8.25" / 21cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.63"
Usable Length: 8.25" / 21cm
Total Length: 10" / 25.4c
X-Large:
Base of Head Circumference: 8.25" / 21cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.63"
Mid-Shaft Circumference: 9" / 23cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.88"
Above Base Circumference: 9.625" / 24.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.08"
Usable Length: 9.625" / 24.6cm
Total Length: 11.5" / 29.2cm
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Customer Reviews
Felt amazing. Love the Bards!
This thing is a work of art, truly. It's my second toy from Wandering Bard, the first being an extra-small terrasque. When I tell you I was NOT ready for the size difference between that and this size small... It is actually slightly larger than the size image shows (closer to 6.75" than 6.25"). But that is totally on me for not reading more closely. Definitely pleased with my purchase! Thanks Bards!
This is just a gorgeous sculpt. I'm not much into realistic features, but every once in a while, something catches my eye and this model did just that.
It has such details, like the side veins and the wrinkles of the foreskin. beautifully crafted.
I never have to worry when I get a custom from the Bards because they do amazing work each and every time.
Honestly what can't I say?
We have many a model of Wandering Bard handicraft, and we're absolutely delighted to see a human model be released! Which sure, may seem odd to be excited about when there are many of those from other makers, but no one beats Wandering Bard when it comes to craftsmanship! These beauts are well crafted, deliciously detailed, and always have the best density for long sessions that doesn't leave these two lads sore the next morning!
This fella was selected by my husband, who's quite a petite guy himself, and he's hit all the right notes when it comes down to the ballad of the bedroom. Selected in XS and super soft, he's a breeze to ride and a blast to bounce on.
The pronounced head and details of the wrinkles on the skin of the shaft really add to the sensation in ways that almost feel silly to lament on. All around a beautiful toy with delicious details, without being a beast on the husband's rear.
As always a absolutely gorgeous new lad to my and my husband's collection from Wandering Bard!
This model may seem pretty average looking on the screen, especially next to other more extravagant designs...but boy is this a fun one. Much more impressive in-hand. Nice and thick but not *too* much, perfect shape for thrusting, and even though the finish on the Bards' toys is always silky smooth the textures of the ridges and wrinkles and veins still feel amazing. Plus the colors I chose make him beautiful just to look at. I love him!
