This monster dildo features a smooth rounded tip and girthy shaft lined with bumps and ridges coming down to a flared base.
5 Sizes to fit any adventurer
*The X-Large will not stand upright alone in super soft or soft*
3 firmness options to choose from, this may feel firmer with bigger & thicker toys.
- Super Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy
- Soft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.
- Medium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser
Customize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.
This is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary.
All of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!
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Head Base Circumference: 3.5" / 9cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.13"
Mid Shaft Circumference: 4.5" / 11.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.44"
Above Base Circumference: 3.75" / 9.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.19"
Usable Length: 4.125" / 10.5cm
Total Length: 4.75" / 12cm
Head Base Circumference: 4.375" / 11.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.39"
Mid Shaft Circumference: 6.125" / 15.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.94"
Above Base Circumference: 4.875" / 12.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.54"
Usable Length: 5.375" / 13.6cm
Total Length: 6.25" / 15.8cm
Head Base Circumference: 5.375" / 13.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.70"
Mid Shaft Circumference: 6.875" / 17.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.19"
Above Base Circumference: 5.75" / 14.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.83"
Usable Length: 6.125" / 15.6cm
Total Length: 7.5" / 19cm
Head Base Circumference: 6.5" / 16.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.07"
Mid Shaft Circumference: 8.25" / 21cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.63"
Above Base Circumference: 6.75" / 17cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.13"
Usable Length: 7.5" / 19cm
Total Length: 9" / 22.8cm
Head Base Circumference: 7.75" / 19.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.46"
Mid Shaft Circumference: 9.875" / 25cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.13"
Above Base Circumference: 8" / 20.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.54"
Usable Length: 8.5" / 21.5cm
Total Length: 10.5" / 26.6cm
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Standard Pour Styles
Split : The shaft will be the first color choice, and the base or slightly above will be another.
Swirl : Your two color choices are swirled from top to bottom of the pour.
Marble Fade : Color 1 of your choice will be at the top, with a slight marble as it fades into color 2.
Marbled Swirl : The colors are Swirled, with a decent amount of marbling happening, as well as some overlap.
Full Marble : The two colors are marbled Randomly throughout the whole monster.
Surprise Me : Give us colors you like and don't like, and we will pick a pour style for you!
by The Wandering Bard, specializing in premium sex toys since 2019.
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If I got stranded on an island this is the toy I'm taking with me. Genuinely, this toy as it all. It's a great starter toy for those who are new and want to try a little bit of everything.
I have both the small and the medium. If you're just starting out and you already have trouble fitting 4"-5" inside I recommend you start with an x-small. However, if you're planning to use this toy as a dilator then I recommend the small.
The bumps and ridges feel fantastic and they stimulate all the right areas without being "too much, too soon."
10/10 and will be working up to a large soon.
Once again I am blown away by the quality of my latest Bard toy! Small Kobold is a great size; not TOO big but if you want to feel full... anyway!
Soft firmness is my favorite among the available firmnesses, and small/soft Kobold has just the right amount of *squiiiish*. his ridges and side bumps are wonderful!
I got mine in a solid Arcane coloration, and I am not kitten around when I say it is my most beautiful toy. The shift is so extreme, it's like i bought three seperate toys! A green, gold and velvety magenta. The solid ultrashift color makes all his details pop so gorgeously as well!
Thank you Bards!!
The package was discrete as promised, and the addition of the bag it can safely be kept in was greatly appreciated. Not only is it absolutely gorgeous, but comfortable too!
Bought one for my wife. She quite enjoyed it. Good communication by the shop. Which is always nice. Only wished they would sell with an optional suction cup. Or maybe they do, I just couldn't find it.
Little bigger than I meant to get but it's wonderful! Ordered it is soft so it has a little give but the design and color are great!
At large I'm calling it a dragoborn instead of kobold