Custom Firbolg

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This model is available with a suction base or our new Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.

The wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.

5 Sizes To Choose From

• X-Small
• Small
• Medium
• Large
• X-Large

3 firmness options to choose from, this may feel firmer with bigger & thicker toys.

This toy is short and girthy for a very full feeling! Please note the thickness of this model will make the silicone feel firmer than normal.

• Super Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy
• Soft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.
• Medium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser

The firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.

Customize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.

For a closer look at colors check out our Color Chart page and for more details about our pour styles can be found here.

This is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary. Adding a suction cup base may increase the possibility of small bubbles on the very bottom of the base. While we do everything we can to prevent this from happening there is a small chance.

All of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!

Please review our Shop Policies before purchasing

* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities

Sizing

Approximate Measurements 

X-Small
Head Base Circumference: 4.75" / 12cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.50"
Mid Shaft Circumference: 5.5" / 14.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.75"
Above Base Circumference: 4.875" / 12.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.55"
Usable Length: 4.375" / 11cm
Total Length: 5" / 12.7cm

Small
Head Base Circumference: 5.75" / 14.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.84"
Mid Shaft Circumference: 7" / 17.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.22"
Above Base Circumference: 6.125" / 15.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.95"
Usable Length: 5.27" / 13.4cm
Total Length: 6.25" / 15.8cm

Medium
Head Base Circumference: 6.675" / 16.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.11"
Mid Shaft Circumference: 8.125" / 20.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.58"
Above Base Circumference: 6.875" / 17.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.20"
Usable Length: 6.125" / 15.6cm
Total Length: 7.25" / 18.4cm

Large
Head Base Circumference: 7.875" / 20.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.51"
Mid Shaft Circumference: 9.625" / 24.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.08"
Above Base Circumference: 8.375" / 21.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.65"
Usable Length: 7" / 17.9cm
Total Length: 8.5" / 21.6cm

X-Large
Head Base Circumference: 9" / 23cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.88"
Mid Shaft Circumference: 11" / 28cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.5"
Above Base Circumference: 9.5" / 24.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.03"
Usable Length: 8.125" / 20.5cm
Total Length: 9.75" / 24.7cm

Standard Pour Styles

Split : The shaft will be the first color choice, and the base or slightly above will be another.

Swirl :  Your two color choices are swirled from top to bottom of the pour.

Marble Fade : Color 1 of your choice will be at the top, with a slight marble as it fades into color 2.

Marbled Swirl : The colors are Swirled, with a decent amount of marbling happening, as well as some overlap.

Full Marble : The two colors are marbled Randomly throughout the whole monster.

Surprise Me : Give us colors you like and don't like, and we will pick a pour style for you!