Custom Dwarven Barbarian
Custom Dwarven Barbarian
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The Dwarven Barbarian, a thick stout shaft with a flared base
This model is available with a suction base or our new Goblin Hole technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.
The wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.
5 Sizes to fit any adventurer
- X-Small
- Small
- Medium
- Large
- X-Large
3 firmness options to choose from, this may feel firmer with bigger & thicker toys.
- Super Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy
- Soft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.
- Medium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser
The firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.
Customize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.
For a closer look at colors check out our Color Chart page and for more details about our pour styles can be found here.
This is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary. Adding a suction cup base may increase the possibility of small bubbles on the very bottom of the base. While we do everything we can to prevent this from happening there is a small chance.
All of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!
Please review our Shop Policies before purchasing
* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.
Sizing
Approximate Measurements
X-Small:
Base of Head Circumference: 4.25" / 10.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.35"
Mid-Shaft Circumference: 5" / 12.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.57"
Above Base Circumference: 5.375" / 13.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.70"
Usable Length: 4.5" / 11.5cm <br/> Total Length: 5.25" / 13.3cm
Small:
Base of Head Circumference: 5.375" / 13.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.69"
Mid-Shaft Circumference: 6.25" / 16cm ; Avg Diameter: 2"
Above Base Circumference: 6.75" / 17cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.13"
Usable Length: 5.5" / 13.8cm
Total Length: 6.125" / 15.5cm
Medium:
Base of Head Circumference: 6.625" / 16.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.11"
Mid-Shaft Circumference: 7.25" / 18.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.31"
Above Base Circumference: 7.875" / 20cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.50"
Usable Length: 6.25" / 16cm
Total Length: 7.75 / 19.6cm
Large:
Base of Head Circumference: 7.25" / 18.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.31"
Mid-Shaft Circumference: 8.5" / 21.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.70"
Above Base Circumference: 9.125" / 23.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.92
Usable Length: 7.5" / 19cm
Total Length: 9" / 22.8cm
X-Large:
Base of Head Circumference: 8.375" / 21.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.65"
Mid-Shaft Circumference: 9.75" / 24.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.1"
Above Base Circumference: 10.625" / 26.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.37"
Usable Length: 8.5" / 21.5cm
Total Length: 10.375 / 26.3cm
We do not accept returns or exchanges. Any cancellations or changes to orders must be requested within 2 hours of purchase. We are unable to cancel orders after the 2 hour window.
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What a delight! I bought the medium sized with the second level of softness (iirc). I read another's review and I'm glad I went with what I got because this model doesn't disappoint in length or girth. I also forgot I put a glow option for a color split, and was delighted when I rolled over in the middle of the night to see it glowing. It was very funny to me. 10/10, looking at more, and my wife is interested. She said she liked the feel of it.
I was in shock when mine came in, since it arrived way sooner than expected, always a plus! Beautiful marbling as always. I got the medium size and a soft firmness. I tend to like a stronger firmness, but the larger the size the more firm it will be, so keep that in mind. It is a stretch but well worth it. Excited to try with partner soon. It is definitely very thick though, so if you're a fan of girth than this is the one for you! If I could reorder I would likely get the small, but that is on me for ordering the wrong size. If you haven't ordered from them (or other fantasy dildos) before, get a small then buy yourself a bigger size!
poured and shipped extremely quickly and arrived in excellent condition! was in excellent condition and is just as pretty as i'd hoped (but a little larger than expected - it's not easy to grasp girth over a screen!), his smooth taper makes for a really comfortable insertion, but the sheer thickness of the bottom half of his shaft is quite a step up - i wanted him as a sort of "girth trainer", so this makes for quite a fun challenge!
(ordered small, coloring is a full marble with emerald and lux gold, plus copper as a 3rd/accent color)
The overall design is top notch. I love the uncut head and the girthiness and details of the shaft! And of course, the pour with the black and oracle highlight is incredible!
Got a medium size .20 firmness in ‘surprise me’ color. I can see why this was nominated for an award! Great length and thickness, so satisfying! As always was poured and shipped incredibly fast, I don’t know how they do it! Wandering Bards never fail to impress!