Bought as a gift for a friend, they opened it in front of me and the colours looked good! It was clearly high quality, bigger than I expected (I ordered a small when probably should have ordered an extra small) but that's just because I have trouble visualising measurements as the size of an actual object. Packaged nicely, arrived in good time!

Ordered a large and boy is it large. I have a goal I suppose. The quality is great. I ordered something more manageable with different colors. So I have a medium and a large now. Had I read a review I might have just started with the medium. The bards are always pouring and they definitely deliver a great product.

I love the sculpt on this toy; it's got a lovely curve, and other cute details. I ordered a medium and it's hefty! Medium is plenty big. I've included a pic for size comparisons with a large elven sorcerer and standard toys.

I ordered the eleven sorcerer in large and it's huge! I misinterpreted the measurements. That said, it has great details and the color (I ordered Oracle shift) is beautiful. I included a pic for size comparison with a medium Astarion and standard size toys.

Visually She is so pretty the bards did an amazing job on the surprise me pour. Also love that her labia is in the shape of a lute. She has the Tight Bumps Texture. She was a gift for partner play.

She is a super fun toy overall. Only 2 drawbacks are no plug for suction. and she is a tad bit shallow for more well endowed folks XD.

Bought an inventory S and custom M. The colors are beautiful and they're great quality. Larger than what I'm used to though, so I'll be on the lookout for the smaller ones in the future. Also came with some candies, stickers, and a cute lil ghost squish. Can't wait to try them out. Thank you!

Love it. Felt great.

Beautiful and flawless as always, lovely artists!!

First off its a beautifully poured toy, the pictures really don't do it justice; no blemishes or imperfections and the color is gorgeous. It feels great too, it's soft and flexible but it holds its shape and position even without a strap to hold it in place (though I would recommend one anyway, especially if you wanna play rough). Also included in my package (free of charge) were some cute stickers, candy, and a seasonal squish! It was an amazing experience overall and I'll almost definitely be buying from the bard again.

I was a bit disappointed that the color was so marbled despite choosing a solid color (Blood red and white) split, however that is just a minor nitpick. The glittery shimmer is hypKNOTizing to look at and as always the quality of the sculpt and pour itself is perfect.

He has a wonderful heft and a very pleasant texture. This is my third toy from Wandering Bard and I cant ever get enough of how wonderful the product and customer service always is. By far my most favourite fantasy dick mongers. Highly recommend

Custom ordered on a Friday and it shipped on 2 days later. Amazing quality as always! Best makers around!

Arrived quickly and is just amazing! I am over the moon with the firmness and the colors! Lovelovelove!

I love him and would buy one of every color and size. 10/10 would recommend.

The Bards poured my boi within like a day of me placing my order, and it arrived so quickly despite me being all the way in Australia! They sent me updates every step of the way and were so communicative and friendly. I could not be happier with my toy. Not only is he gorgeous and glows enough to use as a night light, he feels amazing!! Holy wow!! Will definitely be placing another order soon

My first toy from the Bards, Medium soft from a drop. My only previous toy experience is a Small/Med Nocturne from BD (pictured for size comparison), so he's a bit bigger all around then what I've used before. Currently only tried him vaginally, so I don't have any opinion on how he feels anal-wise yet. The blunt head is *good* and the slow increase in size helps a lot with getting used to it. I currently can't get to the more textured base just yet, but even still it's a very satisfying toy. Also, goodies were a nice surprise!
Overall, amazing toy. Looking forward to getting a custom whenever I'm ready to size up.