Custom Human Bard
Custom Human Bard
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The Human Bard, long and even for a familiar experience. Here to give some bardic inspiration for any adventure!
Available with or without a suction base!
5 Sizes to fit any adventurer
- X-Small
- Small
- Medium
- Large
- X-Large
3 firmness options to choose from, this may feel firmer with bigger & thicker toys.
- Super Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy
- Soft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.
- Medium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser
Customize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.
For a closer look at colors check out our Color Chart page and for more details about our pour styles can be found here.
This is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary. Adding a suction cup base may increase the possibility of small bubbles on the very bottom of the base. While we do everything we can to prevent this from happening there is a small chance.
All of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!
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Sizing
Approximate Measurements
X-Small:
Base of Head Circumference: 4" / 10.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.27"
Mid-Shaft Circumference: 4.625" / 11.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.47"
Above Base Circumference: 4.75" / 12.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.52"
Usable Length: 4.75" / 12.2cm
Total Length: 5.875" / 14.9cm
Small:
Base of Head Circumference: 5.25" / 13.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.67"
Mid-Shaft Circumference: 5.75" / 14.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.84"
Above Base Circumference: 6.25" / 15.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.99"
Usable Length: 6.25" / 15.9cm
Total Length: 7.25" / 18.4cm
Medium:
Base of Head Circumference: 6.125" / 15.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.95"
Mid-Shaft Circumference: 6.625" / 17cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.13"
Above Base Circumference: 7.25" / 18.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.29"
Usable Length: 7.25" / 18.3cm
Total Length: 8.5" / 21.5cm
Large:
Base of Head Circumference: 7.25" / 18.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.29"
Mid-Shaft Circumference: 7.825" / 20cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.5"
Above Base Circumference: 8.25" / 21cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.63"
Usable Length: 8.25" / 21cm
Total Length: 10" / 25.4c
X-Large:
Base of Head Circumference: 8.25" / 21cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.63"
Mid-Shaft Circumference: 9" / 23cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.88"
Above Base Circumference: 9.625" / 24.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.08"
Usable Length: 9.625" / 24.6cm
Total Length: 11.5" / 29.2cm
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Customer Reviews
This model may seem pretty average looking on the screen, especially next to other more extravagant designs...but boy is this a fun one. Much more impressive in-hand. Nice and thick but not *too* much, perfect shape for thrusting, and even though the finish on the Bards' toys is always silky smooth the textures of the ridges and wrinkles and veins still feel amazing. Plus the colors I chose make him beautiful just to look at. I love him!
