{"title":"Made To Order Customs","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"cbas","title":"Custom Basilisk","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis monster dildo features a rounded tip, a curved flared shaft with ridges \u0026amp; bumps meeting a flared base. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with an optional suction base or our new Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"float: none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_480x480.png?v=1756489760\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e4 Sizes to fit any adventurer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\" title=\"Color Chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\" title=\"Pour types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary. Adding a suction cup base may increase the possibility of small bubbles on the very bottom of the base. While we do everything we can to prevent this from happening there is a small chance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" title=\"Shop Policies\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/BasiliskSticker_240x240.png?v=1710341654\" alt=\"\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eArtwork by Rabid Brains \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.rabidbrains.com\/\"\u003ewww.rabidbrains.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBasilisk X-Small:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMid-Head Circumference: 4.5\" \/ 11.3cm ; 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This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_480x480.png?v=1756489760\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e6 Sizes To Choose From\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Large\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eXX-Large\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca title=\"Color Chart\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca title=\"Pour types\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our \u003ca title=\"Shop Policies\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e before purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Centaur-WB_240x240.png?v=1710341946\" alt=\"\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eArtwork by Rabid Brains \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.rabidbrains.com\/\"\u003ewww.rabidbrains.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Small Centaur:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Flare Circumference: 3.375\" \/ 8.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.07\"\u003cbr\u003eShaft Ring Circumference: 4.875\" \/ 12.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.55\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 4.76\" \/ 12.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.52\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 5.75\" \/ 14.6cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.5\" \/ 16.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall Centaur:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Flare Circumference: 4.25\" \/ 10.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.35\"\u003cbr\u003eShaft Ring Circumference: 6.25\" \/ 15.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.98\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6\" \/ 15.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.90\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 7.25\" \/ 18.4cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 8\" \/ 20.3cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium Centaur:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Flare Circumference: 5\" \/ 12.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.59\"\u003cbr\u003eShaft Ring Circumference: 7.25\" \/ 18.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.31\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.75\" \/ 17.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.14\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 8.25\" \/ 21cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 9.25\" \/ 23.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge Centaur:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Flare Circumference: 5.75\" \/ 14.6 cm ; 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Avg Diameter: 3.32\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 12\" \/ 30.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 13.75\" \/  34.9cm\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":43415836295406,"sku":"CCENXS","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":43415836328174,"sku":"CCENS","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918226346222,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":43415836360942,"sku":"CCENM","price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918226378990,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":43415836393710,"sku":"CCENL","price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918226411758,"sku":null,"price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":43415836426478,"sku":"CCENXL","price":180.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918226444526,"sku":null,"price":185.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XX-Large","offer_id":43841273725166,"sku":"CCENXXL","price":225.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XX-Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918226477294,"sku":null,"price":230.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/products\/CENTAUR.png?v=1661200006"},{"product_id":"cdir","title":"Custom Dire Wolf","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis canine inspired dildo features a tapered \u0026amp; rounded flared tip, varying width shaft with a wide knot meeting a flared base. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with an optional suction base or our new Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"float: none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_480x480.png?v=1756489760\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5 Sizes to fit any adventurer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Large\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eXX-Large\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca title=\"Color Chart\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca title=\"Pour types\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary. Adding a suction cup base may increase the possibility of small bubbles on the very bottom of the base. While we do everything we can to prevent this from happening there is a small chance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" title=\"Shop Policies\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Small Dire Wolf:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Circumference: 3.25\" \/ 8.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.04\"\u003cbr\u003eShaft Circumference: 4.5\" \/ 11.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.45\"\u003cbr\u003eKnot Circumference: 6.375\" \/ 16.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.03\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 4.25\" \/ 10.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.35\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 5.375\" \/ 13.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.5\" \/ 16.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall Dire Wolf:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Circumference: 4.125\" \/ 10.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.33\"\u003cbr\u003eShaft Circumference: 5.75\" \/ 14.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.83\"\u003cbr\u003eKnot Circumference: 8\" \/ 20.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.54\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 5.25\" \/ 13.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.67\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.75\" \/ 17cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 8\" \/ 20.3cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium Dire Wolf:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Circumference: 4.75\" \/ 12cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.50\"\u003cbr\u003eShaft Circumference: 6.5\" \/ 16.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.07\"\u003cbr\u003eKnot Circumference: 9\" \/ 22.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.86\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6\" \/ 15.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.90\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 7.5\" \/ 19cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 9\" \/ 22.8cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge Dire Wolf:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Circumference: 5.25\" \/ 13.3cm  ; Avg Diameter: 1.67\"\u003cbr\u003eShaft Circumference: 7.125\" \/ 18cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.26\"\u003cbr\u003eKnot Circumference: 10.25\" \/ 26cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.26\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.875\" \/ 17.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.18\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 8.5\" \/ 21.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 10.25\" \/ 26cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Large:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Circumference: 6\" \/ 15.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.89\"\u003cbr\u003eShaft Circumference: 8.375\" \/ 21.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.66\"\u003cbr\u003eKnot Circumference: 11.625\" \/ 29.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.71\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 7.75\" \/ 19.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.45\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 9.5\" \/ 24.3cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 11.75\" \/ 29.8cm \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXX-Large:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Circumference: 6.875\" \/ 17.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.19\"\u003cbr\u003eShaft Circumference: 9.625\" \/ 24.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.05\"\u003cbr\u003eKnot Circumference: 13.375\" \/ 34.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 4.27\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 8.875\" \/ 22.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.81\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 11\" \/ 28.1cm \u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 13.375\" \/ 33.9cm \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":43417634341102,"sku":"CDIRXS","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Small Suction Base","offer_id":44704881836270,"sku":"CDIRXSSC","price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918233227502,"sku":null,"price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":43417634373870,"sku":"CDIRS","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Suction Base","offer_id":44704881869038,"sku":"CDIRSSC","price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918233260270,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":43417634406638,"sku":"CDIRM","price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Suction Base","offer_id":44704881901806,"sku":"CDIRMSC","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918233293038,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":43417634439406,"sku":"CDIRL","price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Suction Base","offer_id":44704881934574,"sku":"CDIRLSC","price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918233325806,"sku":null,"price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":44672318800110,"sku":"CDIRXL","price":180.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large Suction Base","offer_id":44704881967342,"sku":"CDIRXLSC","price":185.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918233358574,"sku":null,"price":185.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XX-Large","offer_id":47128562139374,"sku":null,"price":225.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XX-Large Suction Base","offer_id":47128562172142,"sku":null,"price":230.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XX-Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":47128562204910,"sku":null,"price":230.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/products\/DIREWOLF.png?v=1661258553"},{"product_id":"cdws","title":"Custom Direwolf Sheath","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis wolf inspired sheath is designed to please both the giver and receiver. Featuring smooth tapered tip, ridges in the hollow center, external wide knot and loop to keep this wearable in place. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 Sizes to fit most adventurers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis item is only available in 00-30 Soft firmness.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDue to the molding process base and tip opening may be trimmed unevenly. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease Measure Length first then width before purchase. to ensure you get the proper size. This will stretch more easily in Girth than Length. We recommend allowing a bit of extra space on the length to accommodate for girth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\" title=\"Color Chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\" title=\"Pour types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our \u003ca title=\"Shop Policies\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e before purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSizing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDire Wolf Sheath Small:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Circumference: 3.5\" \/ 9cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.13\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eShaft Circumference: 4.875\" \/ 12.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.54\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eKnot Circumference: 6.625\" \/ 16.7cm  ; Avg Diameter: 2.09\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 4.75\" \/ 12.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.53\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eUsable Length: 5.375\" \/ 13.6cm\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTotal Length: 6\" \/ 15.2cm\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eInside Length: 5.375\" \/ 13.5cm\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eInside Width Circumference Avg: 3.5\" \/ 9cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.13\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDire Wolf Sheath Medium:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Circumference: 4.375\" \/ 11cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.38\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eShaft Circumference: 5.875\" \/ 15cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.88\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eKnot Circumference: 7.875\" \/ 20cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.51\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 5.75\" \/ 14.5cm  ; Avg Diameter: 1.82\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eUsable Length: 6.5\" \/ 16.5cm\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTotal Length: 7.25\" \/ 18.5cm\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eInside Length: 6.875\" \/ 17.5cm\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eInside Width Circumference Avg: 4\" \/ 10cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.25\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDire Wolf Sheath Large:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Circumference: 5\" \/ 12.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.57\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eShaft Circumference: 6.675\" \/ 17cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.13\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eKnot Circumference: 8.875\" \/ 22.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.82\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.675\" \/ 16.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.11\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eUsable Length: 7.25\" \/ 18.5cm\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTotal Length: 8.25\" \/ 20.9cm\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eInside Length: 7.25\" \/ 18.3cm\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eInside Width Circumference Avg: 4.56\" \/ 11.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.44\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDue to production methods there will be shifting of colors, overall patterns are softer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSingle\u003c\/strong\u003e : Single color \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMarble Fade : \u003c\/strong\u003eColor 1 of your choice will be at the top, with a slight marble as it fades into color 2.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFull Marble :\u003c\/strong\u003e The two colors are marbled Randomly throughout the whole monster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSurprise Me :\u003c\/strong\u003e Give us colors you like and don't like, and we will pick a pour style for you!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eby The Wandering Bard, specializing in premium sex toys since 2019.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":43418130514158,"sku":"CDWSS","price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":43418130546926,"sku":"CDWSM","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":43418130579694,"sku":"CDWSL","price":85.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/products\/DIREWOLFSHEATH-01.png?v=1661258448"},{"product_id":"cdis","title":"Custom Displacer","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis monster feline's tentacle dildo features a wide flared tip with stimulating bumps, a straight shaft with rows of ridges running down to flared base. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with an optional suction base or our new Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_480x480.png?v=1756489760\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e4 Sizes to fit any adventurer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca title=\"Color Chart\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for m\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eore details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca title=\"Pour types\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary. Adding a suction cup base may increase the possibility of small bubbles on the very bottom of the base. While we do everything we can to prevent this from happening there is a small chance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Policies\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Small Displacer:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 4\" \/ 10.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.28\"\u003cbr\u003eShaft Circumference: 4.5\" \/ 11.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.42\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 4.5\" \/ 11.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.42\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 5\" \/ 12.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6\" \/ 15.2cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall Displacer:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 5\" \/ 12.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.59\"\u003cbr\u003eShaft Circumference: 5.375\" \/ 13.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.70\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 5.375\" \/ 13.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.70\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.25\" \/ 15.8cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.5\" \/ 19cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium Displacer:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference:5.75\" \/ 14.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.83\"\u003cbr\u003eShaft Circumference: 6.375\" \/ 16.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.02\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.375\" \/ 16.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.02\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 7.375\" \/ 18.7cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 8.75\" \/ 22.2cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge Displacer:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 6.875\" \/ 17.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.19\"\u003cbr\u003eShaft Circumference: 7.5\" \/ 19cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.38\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 8\" \/ 20.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.53\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 9.25\" \/ 23.5cm \u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 10.25\" \/ 26.2cm\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStandard Pour Styles\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSplit\u003c\/strong\u003e : The shaft will be the first color choice, and the base or slightly above will be another.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSwirl : \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eYour two color choices are swirled from top to bottom of the pour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarble Fade : \u003c\/strong\u003eColor 1 of your choice will be at the top, with a slight marble as it fades into color 2.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarbled Swirl : \u003c\/strong\u003eThe colors are Swirled, with a decent amount of marbling happening, as well as some overlap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFull Marble :\u003c\/strong\u003e The two colors are marbled Randomly throughout the whole monster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSurprise Me :\u003c\/strong\u003e Give us colors you like and don't like, and we will pick a pour style for you!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eby The Wandering Bard, specializing in premium sex toys since 2019.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":43418181042414,"sku":"CDISXS","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Small Suction Base","offer_id":44704883998958,"sku":"CDISXSSC","price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":43418181075182,"sku":"CDISS","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Suction Base","offer_id":44704884097262,"sku":"CDISSSC","price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918234145006,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":43418181107950,"sku":"CDISM","price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Suction Base","offer_id":44704884130030,"sku":"CDISMSC","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918234177774,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":43418181140718,"sku":"CDISL","price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Suction Base","offer_id":44704884162798,"sku":"CDISLSC","price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918234210542,"sku":null,"price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/products\/DISPLACER-01.png?v=1661259023"},{"product_id":"cdra","title":"Custom Dragon","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis Dragon dildo features a tapered flared tip, a straight shaft with rows of ridges running down to a wide knot and down to a flared base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with \u003cspan\u003ean optional\u003c\/span\u003e Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_480x480.png?v=1756489760\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e4 Sizes to fit any adventurer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca title=\"Color Chart\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca title=\"Pour types\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" title=\"Shop Policies\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/DragonSticker_240x240.png?v=1710341991\" alt=\"\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eArtwork by Rabid Brains \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.rabidbrains.com\/\"\u003ewww.rabidbrains.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Small Dragon:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 4.25\" \/ 10.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.35\"\u003cbr\u003eShaft Circumference: 4\" \/ 10.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.30\u003cbr\u003eKnot Circumference: 5.5\" \/ 14.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.78\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 4\" \/ 10.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.28\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 5.5\" \/ 13.9cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.25\" \/ 15.8cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall Dragon:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 5.375\" \/ 13.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.70\"\u003cbr\u003eShaft Circumference: 5.125\" \/ 13cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.63\"\u003cbr\u003eKnot Circumference: 6.875\" \/ 17.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.19\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 4.625\" \/ 11.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.47\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.875\" \/ 17.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.75\" \/ 19.6cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium Dragon:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 6.25\" \/ 15.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.99\"\u003cbr\u003eShaft Circumference: 5.875\" \/ 14.9 cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.87\"\u003cbr\u003eKnot Circumference: 8.125\" \/ 20.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.58\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 5.5\" \/ 13.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.74\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 7.5\" \/ 19cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 9\" \/ 22.8cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge Dragon:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 7.5\" \/ 19cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.38\"\u003cbr\u003eShaft Circumference: 6.875\" \/ 17.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.19\"\u003cbr\u003eKnot Circumference: 9.25\" \/ 23.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.94\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.5\" \/ 16.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.07\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 8.875\" \/ 22.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 10.5\" \/ 26.6cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStandard Pour Styles\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSplit\u003c\/strong\u003e : The shaft will be the first color choice, and the base or slightly above will be another.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSwirl : \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eYour two color choices are swirled from top to bottom of the pour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarble Fade : \u003c\/strong\u003eColor 1 of your choice will be at the top, with a slight marble as it fades into color 2.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarbled Swirl : \u003c\/strong\u003eThe colors are Swirled, with a decent amount of marbling happening, as well as some overlap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFull Marble :\u003c\/strong\u003e The two colors are marbled Randomly throughout the whole monster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSurprise Me :\u003c\/strong\u003e Give us colors you like and don't like, and we will pick a pour style for you! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eby The Wandering Bard, specializing in premium sex toys since 2019.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":43418189496558,"sku":"CDRAXS","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":43418189529326,"sku":"CDRAS","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918235324654,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":43418189562094,"sku":"CDRAM","price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918235357422,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":43418189594862,"sku":"CDRAL","price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918235291886,"sku":null,"price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/products\/dragon-01-01.png?v=1661259230"},{"product_id":"cdry","title":"Custom Dryder","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis arachnid dildo features a thin tapered tip, slightly angled shaft with rows of stimulating bumps and rings meeting a flared base. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with an optional suction base or our new Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"float: none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_480x480.png?v=1756489760\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e4 Sizes to fit any adventurer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca title=\"Color Chart\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for m\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eore details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca title=\"Pour types\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary. Adding a suction cup base may increase the possibility of small bubbles on the very bottom of the base. While we do everything we can to prevent this from happening there is a small chance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Policies\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/dryder_240x240.png?v=1710342027\" alt=\"\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eArtwork by Rabid Brains \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.rabidbrains.com\/\"\u003ewww.rabidbrains.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Small Dryder:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBelow Head Circumference: 4.375\" \/ 11cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.38\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 5.5\" \/ 14cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.75\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 5.5\" \/ 14cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.75\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 4.875\" \/ 12.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 5.875\" \/ 15cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall Dryder:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBelow Head Circumference: 5.25\" \/ 13.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.68\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 6.75\" \/ 17.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.17\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.5\" \/ 16.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.07\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.5\" \/ 16.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.5\" \/ 19cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium Dryder:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBelow Head Circumference: 5.75\" \/ 14.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.83\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 7.75\" \/ 19.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.46\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 7.375\" \/ 18.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.34\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 7\" \/ 17.7cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 8.5\" \/ 21.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eLarge Dryder\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBelow Head Circumference: 6.5\" \/ 16.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.07\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 9.125\" \/ 23cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.88\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 8.75\" \/ 22cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.76\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 8.25\" \/ 21cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 9.75\" \/ 24.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStandard Pour Styles\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSplit\u003c\/strong\u003e : The shaft will be the first color choice, and the base or slightly above will be another.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSwirl : \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eYour two color choices are swirled from top to bottom of the pour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarble Fade : \u003c\/strong\u003eColor 1 of your choice will be at the top, with a slight marble as it fades into color 2.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarbled Swirl : \u003c\/strong\u003eThe colors are Swirled, with a decent amount of marbling happening, as well as some overlap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFull Marble :\u003c\/strong\u003e The two colors are marbled Randomly throughout the whole monster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSurprise Me :\u003c\/strong\u003e Give us colors you like and don't like, and we will pick a pour style for you!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eby The Wandering Bard, specializing in premium sex toys since 2019.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":43418190905582,"sku":"CDRYXS","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Small Suction Base","offer_id":44704887865582,"sku":"CDRYXSSC","price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918244958446,"sku":null,"price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":43418190938350,"sku":"CDRYS","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Suction Base","offer_id":44704887898350,"sku":"CDRYSSC","price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918244991214,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":43418190971118,"sku":"CDRYM","price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Suction Base","offer_id":44704887931118,"sku":"CDRYMSC","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918245023982,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":43476818755822,"sku":"CDRYL","price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Suction Base","offer_id":44704887963886,"sku":"CDRYLSC","price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918245056750,"sku":null,"price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/products\/dryder-01_1a3a8e1a-1992-4da6-881b-57ee495927bf.png?v=1661350755"},{"product_id":"ceye","title":"Custom Beholder Eyestalk","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis Beholder eye stalk dildo features a round bulbous tip, textured shaft with rings meeting a flared base. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with an optional suction base or our new Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"float: none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_480x480.png?v=1756489760\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin hole.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 Sizes to fit any adventurer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca title=\"Color Chart\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca title=\"Pour types\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary. Adding a suction cup base may increase the possibility of small bubbles on the very bottom of the base. While we do everything we can to prevent this from happening there is a small chance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" title=\"Shop Policies\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Beholder-WB_240x240.png?v=1710341762\" alt=\"\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eArtwork by Rabid Brains \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.rabidbrains.com\/\"\u003ewww.rabidbrains.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Small Beholder Eyestalk:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCenter Head Circumference: 5.125\" \/ 13cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.63\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Ring Circumference: 4.875\" \/ 12.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.57\"\u003cbr\u003eLower Ring Circumference: 5.5\" \/ 14cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.75\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 4.5\" \/ 11.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 5.5\" \/ 14cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall Beholder Eyestalk:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCenter Head Circumference: 6.25\" \/ 15.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.98\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Ring Circumference: 6\" \/ 15.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.90\"\u003cbr\u003eLower Ring Circumference: 6.75\" \/ 17.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.14\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 5.75\" \/ 14.6cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7\" \/ 17.8cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium Beholder Eyestalk:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCenter Head Circumference: 7.5\" \/ 19cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.38\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Ring Circumference: 7.25\" \/ 18.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.31\"\u003cbr\u003eLower Ring Circumference: 8\" \/ 20cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.51\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.75\" \/ 17.1cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 8.25\" \/ 21cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStandard Pour Styles\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSplit\u003c\/strong\u003e : The shaft will be the first color choice, and the base or slightly above will be another.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSwirl : \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eYour two color choices are swirled from top to bottom of the pour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarble Fade : \u003c\/strong\u003eColor 1 of your choice will be at the top, with a slight marble as it fades into color 2.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarbled Swirl : \u003c\/strong\u003eThe colors are Swirled, with a decent amount of marbling happening, as well as some overlap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFull Marble :\u003c\/strong\u003e The two colors are marbled Randomly throughout the whole monster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSurprise Me :\u003c\/strong\u003e Give us colors you like and don't like, and we will pick a pour style for you!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eby The Wandering Bard, specializing in premium sex toys since 2019.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":43418195165422,"sku":"CEYEXS","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Small Suction Base","offer_id":44704901267694,"sku":"CEYEXSSC","price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":43418195198190,"sku":"CEYES","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Suction Base","offer_id":44704901300462,"sku":"CEYESSC","price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918254657774,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":43418195230958,"sku":"CEYEM","price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Suction Base","offer_id":44704901333230,"sku":"CEYEMSC","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918254690542,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/products\/eyestalk-01.png?v=1661259712"},{"product_id":"cgri","title":"Custom Grick","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis highly detailed tentacle dildo features a tapered shaft lined with lots of ridges and suckers coming to a flared base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with \u003cspan\u003ean optional\u003c\/span\u003e Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_480x480.png?v=1756489760\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5 Sizes to fit any adventurer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Large\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eXX-Large\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca title=\"Color Chart\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca title=\"Pour types\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Policies\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/grick_transparent_240x240.png?v=1710342063\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Small Grick:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 3.25\" \/ 8.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.03\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 4.75\" \/ 12.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.53\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 5\" \/ 12.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.59\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 4.75\" \/ 12.2cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6\" \/ 15.2cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall Grick:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 4\" \/ 10.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.28\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 5.875\" \/ 14.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.87\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.125\" \/ 15.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.94\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 5.875\" \/ 14.9cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium Grick:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 4.75\" \/ 12.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.53\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 6.875\" \/ 17.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.19\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 7.125\" \/ 18.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.27\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.875\" \/ 17.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 8.75\" \/ 22.2cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge Grick:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 5.625\" \/ 14.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.79\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 8\" \/ 20.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.54\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 8.25\" \/ 21cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.63\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 8\" \/ 20.3cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 10.25\" \/ 26cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Large Grick:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 6.125\" \/ 15.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.94\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 9.25\" \/ 23.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.94\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 9.5\" 24.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.03\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 9.25\" \/ 23.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 11.75\" \/ 29.8cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXX-Large Grick:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 7\" \/ 18cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.25\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 10.25\" \/ 26cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.25\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 11.25\" \/ 28.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.58\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 11.25\" \/ 28.5cm \u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 13.25\" \/ 33.6cm\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":43418199228654,"sku":"CGRIXS","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":43418199261422,"sku":"CGRIS","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918260785390,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":43418199294190,"sku":"CGRIM","price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918260752622,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":43418199326958,"sku":"CGRIL","price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918260818158,"sku":null,"price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":43418199359726,"sku":"CGRIXL","price":180.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918260850926,"sku":null,"price":185.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XX-Large","offer_id":47128559517934,"sku":null,"price":225.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XX-Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":47128559550702,"sku":null,"price":230.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/products\/shopifycolorchart.png?v=1661260362"},{"product_id":"ckob","title":"Custom Kobold","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis monster dildo features a smooth rounded tip and girthy shaft lined with bumps and ridges coming down to a flared base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with \u003cspan\u003ean optional\u003c\/span\u003e Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"float: none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_480x480.png?v=1756489760\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5 Sizes to fit any adventurer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Large\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*The X-Large will not stand upright alone in super soft or soft*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\" title=\"Color Chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\" title=\"Pour types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" title=\"Shop Policies\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/kobold_240x240.png?v=1710342157\" alt=\"\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eArtwork by Rabid Brains \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.rabidbrains.com\/\"\u003ewww.rabidbrains.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Small Kobold:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 3.5\" \/ 9cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.13\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 4.5\" \/ 11.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.44\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 3.75\" \/ 9.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.19\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 4.125\" \/ 10.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 4.75\" \/ 12cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall Kobold:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 4.375\" \/ 11.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.39\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 6.125\" \/ 15.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.94\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 4.875\" \/ 12.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.54\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 5.375\" \/ 13.6cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.25\" \/ 15.8cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium Kobold:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 5.375\" \/ 13.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.70\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 6.875\" \/ 17.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.19\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 5.75\" \/ 14.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.83\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.125\" \/ 15.6cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.5\" \/ 19cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge Kobold:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 6.5\" \/ 16.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.07\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 8.25\" \/ 21cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.63\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.75\" \/ 17cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.13\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 7.5\" \/ 19cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 9\" \/ 22.8cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Large Kobold:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 7.75\" \/ 19.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.46\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 9.875\" \/ 25cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.13\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 8\" \/ 20.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.54\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 8.5\" \/  21.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 10.5\" \/ 26.6cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStandard Pour Styles\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSplit\u003c\/strong\u003e : The shaft will be the first color choice, and the base or slightly above will be another.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSwirl : \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eYour two color choices are swirled from top to bottom of the pour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarble Fade : \u003c\/strong\u003eColor 1 of your choice will be at the top, with a slight marble as it fades into color 2.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarbled Swirl : \u003c\/strong\u003eThe colors are Swirled, with a decent amount of marbling happening, as well as some overlap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFull Marble :\u003c\/strong\u003e The two colors are marbled Randomly throughout the whole monster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSurprise Me :\u003c\/strong\u003e Give us colors you like and don't like, and we will pick a pour style for you!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eby The Wandering Bard, specializing in premium sex toys since 2019.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":43418201620718,"sku":"CKOBXS","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":43418201653486,"sku":"CKOBS","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918262980846,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":43418201686254,"sku":"CKOBM","price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918263013614,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":43418201719022,"sku":"CKOBL","price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918263046382,"sku":null,"price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":43418201751790,"sku":"CKOBXL","price":180.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918263079150,"sku":null,"price":185.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/products\/kobold-01.png?v=1661260178"},{"product_id":"ckuo","title":"Custom KuoToa","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis aquatic monster dildo features a round blunt tip, short and girthy shaft meeting a flared base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with an optional Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"float: none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_480x480.png?v=1756489760\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e4 Sizes to fit any adventurer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca title=\"Color Chart\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca title=\"Pour types\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" title=\"Shop Policies\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Small Kuo Toa:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 3.75\" \/ 9.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.19\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 4.5\" \/ 11.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.44\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 4.375\" \/ 11cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.38\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 4\" \/ 10cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 4.375\" \/ 11cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall Kuo Toa:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 4.5\" \/ 11.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.44\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 5.5\" \/ 14cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.75\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 5.375\" \/ 13.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.69\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 4.75\" \/ 12cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 5.375\" \/ 13.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium Kuo Toa:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 6\" \/ 15cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.88\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 6.875\" \/ 17.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.19\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.75\" \/ 17cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.13\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.125\" \/ 15.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.75\" \/ 17cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge Kuo Toa:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 7\" \/ 18cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.26\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 8.675\" \/ 22cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.76\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 8.5\" \/ 21.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.69\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 7.25\" \/ 18.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 8.5\" \/ 21.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStandard Pour Styles\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSplit\u003c\/strong\u003e : The shaft will be the first color choice, and the base or slightly above will be another.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSwirl : \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eYour two color choices are swirled from top to bottom of the pour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarble Fade : \u003c\/strong\u003eColor 1 of your choice will be at the top, with a slight marble as it fades into color 2.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarbled Swirl : \u003c\/strong\u003eThe colors are Swirled, with a decent amount of marbling happening, as well as some overlap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFull Marble :\u003c\/strong\u003e The two colors are marbled Randomly throughout the whole monster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSurprise Me :\u003c\/strong\u003e Give us colors you like and don't like, and we will pick a pour style for you! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eby The Wandering Bard, specializing in premium sex toys since 2019.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":43418210042094,"sku":"CKUOXS","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":43418210074862,"sku":"CKUOS","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918267994350,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":43418210107630,"sku":"CKUOM","price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918268027118,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":43418210140398,"sku":"CKUOL","price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918268059886,"sku":null,"price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/products\/kuotoa-01_83ee5086-ab71-4561-b372-a38cfdedfcdb.png?v=1661350778"},{"product_id":"cmed","title":"Custom Medusa","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis serpent dildo is highly textured featuring a wide flared tip, rows of ridges along the front down to the flared base. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with an optional suction base or our new Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_480x480.png?v=1756489760\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e4 Sizes to fit any adventurer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\" title=\"Color Chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\" title=\"Pour types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary. Adding a suction cup base may increase the possibility of small bubbles on the very bottom of the base. While we do everything we can to prevent this from happening there is a small chance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Policies\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Medusa-WB_2_240x240.png?v=1710342214\" alt=\"\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eArtwork by Rabid Brains \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.rabidbrains.com\/\"\u003ewww.rabidbrains.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Small Medusa:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 4.875\" \/ 12.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.54\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 4.375\" \/ 11cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.38\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 4.5\" \/ 11.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.44\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 4.75\" \/ 12cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6\" \/ 15cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall Medusa:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 6\" \/ 15.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.90\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 5.25\" \/ 13.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.67\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 5.5\" \/ 14cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.75\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 5.875\" \/ 14.9cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.25\" \/ 18.4cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium Medusa:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 7\" \/ 17.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.23\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 6.125\" \/ 15.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.94\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.5\" \/ 16.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.07\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 7\" \/ 17.7cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 8.5\" \/ 21.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge Medusa:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 8.25\" \/ 21cm ; 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This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_480x480.png?v=1756489760\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e4 Sizes to fit any adventurer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca title=\"Color Chart\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca title=\"Pour types\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Policies\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/MimicChest-WB_2_240x240.png?v=1710342257\" alt=\"\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eArtwork by Rabid Brains \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.rabidbrains.com\/\"\u003ewww.rabidbrains.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Small Mimic:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 3.5\" \/ 9cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.13\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 4.75\" \/ 12cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.50\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 5.125\" \/ 13.2cm  ; Avg Diameter: 1.65\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 5.5\" \/ 14cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.5\" \/ 16.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall Mimic:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Circumference: 4.75\" \/ 12cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.50\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 5.75\" \/ 14.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.83\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.375\" \/ 16.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.02\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.5\" \/ 16.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.5\" \/ 19cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium Mimic:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Circumference: 5.25\" \/ 13.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.67\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 6.5\" \/ 16.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.07\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 7.5\" \/ 19cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.38\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 7.75\" \/ 19.6cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 8.75\" \/ 22.2cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge Mimic:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 6.25\" \/ 15.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.98\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 7.875\" \/ 20cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.51\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 8.875\" \/ 22.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.82\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 8.5\" \/ 21.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 10.25\" \/ 26cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStandard Pour Styles\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSplit\u003c\/strong\u003e : The shaft will be the first color choice, and the base or slightly above will be another.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSwirl : \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eYour two color choices are swirled from top to bottom of the pour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarble Fade : \u003c\/strong\u003eColor 1 of your choice will be at the top, with a slight marble as it fades into color 2.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarbled Swirl : \u003c\/strong\u003eThe colors are Swirled, with a decent amount of marbling happening, as well as some overlap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFull Marble :\u003c\/strong\u003e The two colors are marbled Randomly throughout the whole monster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSurprise Me :\u003c\/strong\u003e Give us colors you like and don't like, and we will pick a pour style for you! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eby The Wandering Bard, specializing in premium sex toys since 2019.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":43418216628462,"sku":"CMIMXS","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":43418216661230,"sku":"CMIMS","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918271926510,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":43418216693998,"sku":"CMIMM","price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918271959278,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":43418216726766,"sku":"CMIML","price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918271992046,"sku":null,"price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/products\/mimic-01.png?v=1661260871"},{"product_id":"cmnd","title":"Custom Mind Flayer","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis Eldritch Horror's monster dildo features a rounded bulbous head with stimulating bumps, twisted and tapered shaft that leads to a flared base. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with an optional suction base or our new Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"float: none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_480x480.png?v=1756489760\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e4 Sizes to fit any adventurer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\" title=\"Color Chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\" title=\"Pour types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary. Adding a suction cup base may increase the possibility of small bubbles on the very bottom of the base. While we do everything we can to prevent this from happening there is a small chance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" title=\"Shop Policies\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Mind_Flayer-WB_240x240.png?v=1710342324\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eArtwork by Rabid Brains \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.rabidbrains.com\/\"\u003ewww.rabidbrains.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Small Mindflayer:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 4\" \/ 10.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.28\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 4.75\" \/ 12cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.50\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 5\" \/ 12.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.57\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 5.5\" \/ 14cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6\" \/ 15.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall Mindflayer:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Circumference: 5.5\" \/ 14cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.75\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 6\" \/ 15.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.90\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.125\" \/ 15.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.94\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.125\" \/ 15.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.5\" \/ 19cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium Mindflayer:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Circumference: 6.5\" \/ 16.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.07\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 6.75\" \/ 17cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.13\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 7\" \/ 17.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.22\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.875\" \/ 17.4cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 8.75\" \/ 22.2cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge Mindflayer:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 7.625\" \/ 19.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.42\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 8.125\" \/ 20.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.58\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 8.5\" \/ 21.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.69\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 8.875\" \/ 20cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 10.25\" \/ 26cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStandard Pour Styles\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSplit\u003c\/strong\u003e : The shaft will be the first color choice, and the base or slightly above will be another.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSwirl : \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eYour two color choices are swirled from top to bottom of the pour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarble Fade : \u003c\/strong\u003eColor 1 of your choice will be at the top, with a slight marble as it fades into color 2.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarbled Swirl : \u003c\/strong\u003eThe colors are Swirled, with a decent amount of marbling happening, as well as some overlap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFull Marble :\u003c\/strong\u003e The two colors are marbled Randomly throughout the whole monster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSurprise Me :\u003c\/strong\u003e Give us colors you like and don't like, and we will pick a pour style for you!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eby The Wandering Bard, specializing in premium sex toys since 2019.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":43418219479278,"sku":"CMNDXS","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Small Suction Base","offer_id":44704923844846,"sku":"CMNDXSSC","price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":43418219512046,"sku":"CMNDS","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Suction Base","offer_id":44704923877614,"sku":"CMNDSSC","price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918273368302,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":43418219544814,"sku":"CMNDM","price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Suction Base","offer_id":44704923910382,"sku":"CMNDMSC","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918273401070,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":43418219577582,"sku":"CMNDL","price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Suction Base","offer_id":44704923943150,"sku":"CMNDLSC","price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918273433838,"sku":null,"price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/products\/mindflayer-01_78c519e8-fb55-4dbf-bc15-40af825641f3.png?v=1661350823"},{"product_id":"cmin","title":"Custom Minotaur","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis bull dildo features a flared tip, straight thick shaft with a medial ring and row of bumps leading down to a flared base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSuction Cup and Goblin Lock base now available on most sizes!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with an optional Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"float: none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_480x480.png?v=1756489760\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e6 Sizes to fit any adventurer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Large\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eXX-Large\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\" title=\"Color Chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\" title=\"Pour types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary. Adding a suction cup base may increase the possibility of small bubbles on the very bottom of the base. While we do everything we can to prevent this from happening there is a small chance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Policies\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Minotaur-WB_240x240.png?v=1710342363\" alt=\"\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eArtwork by Rabid Brains \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.rabidbrains.com\/\"\u003ewww.rabidbrains.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Small Minotaur:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Circumference: 4.25\" \/ 10.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.35\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Ring Circumference: 4.875\" \/ 12.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.55\"\u003cbr\u003eBump Ring Circumference: 4.875\" \/ 12.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.55\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 4.375\" \/ 11.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.40\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 5.25\" \/ 13.3cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.175\" \/ 15.6cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall Minotaur:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHead Circumference: 5.25\" \/ 13.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.67\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMid-Shaft Ring Circumference: 6.125\" \/ 15.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.94\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBump Ring Circumference: 6.125\" \/ 15.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.94\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 5.5\" \/ 14cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.75\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUsable Length: 6.25\" \/ 15.8cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTotal Length: 7.5\" \/ 19cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium Minotaur:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Circumference: 6.25\" \/ 15.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.98\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Ring Circumference: 7\" \/ 17.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.23\"\u003cbr\u003eBump Ring Circumference: 7\" \/ 17.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.23\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.5\" \/ 16.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.07\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 7.5\" \/ 19cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 8.75\" \/ 22.2cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge Minotaur:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Circumference: 7.25\" \/ 18.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.31\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Ring Circumference: 8.5\" \/ 21.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.69\"\u003cbr\u003eBump Ring Circumference: 8.5\" \/ 21.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.69\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 7.675\" \/ 19.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.44\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 8.675\" \/ 22cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 10.25\" \/ 26cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Large Minotaur:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Circumference: 8.66\" \/ 22cm  ; Avg Diameter: 2.76\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Ring Circumference: 9.875\" \/ 25cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.13\"\u003cbr\u003eBump Ring Circumference: 9.875\" \/ 25cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.13\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 9.125\" \/ 23.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.91\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 9.75\" \/ 24.7cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 11.75\" \/ 29.8cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXX-Large Minotaur:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Circumference: 10\" \/ 25.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.17\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Ring Circumference: 10.875\" \/ 27.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.45\"\u003cbr\u003eBump Ring Circumference: 10.875\" \/ 27.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.45\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 10\" \/ 25.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.17\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 11.25\" \/ 28.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 13.25\" \/ 33.6cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":43418226557166,"sku":"CMINXS","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Small Suction Base","offer_id":44704914374894,"sku":"CMINXSSC","price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918224642286,"sku":null,"price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":43418226589934,"sku":"CMINS","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Suction Base","offer_id":44704914407662,"sku":"CMINSSC","price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918224675054,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":43418226622702,"sku":"CMINM","price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Suction Base","offer_id":44704914440430,"sku":"CMINMSC","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918224707822,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":43418226655470,"sku":"CMINL","price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Suction Base","offer_id":44704914473198,"sku":"CMINLSC","price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918224740590,"sku":null,"price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":43418226688238,"sku":"CMINXL","price":180.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large Suction Base","offer_id":44970022502638,"sku":"","price":185.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918224773358,"sku":null,"price":185.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XX-Large","offer_id":43637529903342,"sku":"CMINXXL","price":225.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XX-Large Suction Base","offer_id":44970022535406,"sku":"","price":230.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XX-Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918224806126,"sku":null,"price":230.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/products\/minotaur-01.png?v=1661261346"},{"product_id":"cooz","title":"Custom Ooze","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis gelatinous ooze dildo features a thin tapered tip, flared shaft dripping with texture running down to flared base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with \u003cspan\u003ean optional\u003c\/span\u003e Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"float: none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_480x480.png?v=1756489760\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 Sizes to fit any adventurer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\" title=\"Color Chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\" title=\"Pour types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Policies\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Ooze-WB_240x240.png?v=1710342397\" alt=\"\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eArtwork by Rabid Brains \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.rabidbrains.com\/\"\u003ewww.rabidbrains.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Small Ooze:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBelow Head Circumference: 3\" \/ 7.5cm ; Avg Diameter: .94\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 4.875\" \/ 12.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.57\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 5.75\" \/ 14.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.84\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 5.375\" \/ 13.6cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.5\" \/ 16.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall Ooze:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBelow Head Circumference: 4\" \/ 10cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.25\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 6\" \/ 15.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.90\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.75\" \/ 17cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.13\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.875\" \/ 17.4cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 8\" \/ 20.3cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium Ooze:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBelow Head Circumference: 4.75\" \/ 12cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.50\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 6.75\" \/ 17.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.14\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 7.5\" \/ 19cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.38\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 7.875\" \/ 20cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 9.25\" \/ 23.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStandard Pour Styles\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSplit\u003c\/strong\u003e : The shaft will be the first color choice, and the base or slightly above will be another.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSwirl : \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eYour two color choices are swirled from top to bottom of the pour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarble Fade : \u003c\/strong\u003eColor 1 of your choice will be at the top, with a slight marble as it fades into color 2.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarbled Swirl : \u003c\/strong\u003eThe colors are Swirled, with a decent amount of marbling happening, as well as some overlap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFull Marble :\u003c\/strong\u003e The two colors are marbled Randomly throughout the whole monster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSurprise Me :\u003c\/strong\u003e Give us colors you like and don't like, and we will pick a pour style for you! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eby The Wandering Bard, specializing in premium sex toys since 2019.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":43418229801198,"sku":"COOZXS","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918275629294,"sku":null,"price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":43418229833966,"sku":"COOZS","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918275662062,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":43418229866734,"sku":"COOZM","price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918275694830,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/products\/ooze-01.png?v=1661261513"},{"product_id":"cshd","title":"Custom Shadow Demon","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis shadowy monster dildo features a rounded tip, girthy shaft lined with folds and bumps down a flared base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with an optional Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"float: none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_480x480.png?v=1756489760\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5 Sizes available\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Large (May not stand upright in Super Soft)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\" title=\"Color Chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\" title=\"Pour types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Policies\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Small Shadow Demon:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 2.75\" \/ 7cm ; Avg Diameter: .88\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 4.875\" \/ 12.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.53\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 3.375\" \/ 8.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.07\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 4.5\" \/ 11.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 5.125\" \/ 13cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall Shadow Demon\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference:4.125\" \/ 10.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.32\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference:  6.25\" \/ 15.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.98\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 5.125\" \/ 13cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.63\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 5.875\" \/ 15cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.75\" \/ 17cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium Shadow Demon:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 5.125\" \/ 13cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.63\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 7.375\" \/ 18.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.33\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.125\" \/ 15.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.94\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.75\" \/ 17cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 8\" \/ 20.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge Shadow Demon:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 5.875\" \/ 15cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.88\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 8.5\" \/ 21.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.69\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 7.25\" \/ 18.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.32\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 8\" \/ 21cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 9.25\" \/ 25\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Large Shadow Demon:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 7\" \/ 17.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.22\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 10\" \/ 25.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.18\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 8.5\" \/ 21.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.69\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 9.125\" \/ 23.2cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 10.625\" \/ 27cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStandard Pour Styles\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSplit\u003c\/strong\u003e : The shaft will be the first color choice, and the base or slightly above will be another.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSwirl : \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eYour two color choices are swirled from top to bottom of the pour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarble Fade : \u003c\/strong\u003eColor 1 of your choice will be at the top, with a slight marble as it fades into color 2.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarbled Swirl : \u003c\/strong\u003eThe colors are Swirled, with a decent amount of marbling happening, as well as some overlap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFull Marble :\u003c\/strong\u003e The two colors are marbled Randomly throughout the whole monster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSurprise Me :\u003c\/strong\u003e Give us colors you like and don't like, and we will pick a pour style for you!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eby The Wandering Bard, specializing in premium sex toys since 2019.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":43418231374062,"sku":"CSHDXS","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":43418231406830,"sku":"CSHDS","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918282313966,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":43418231439598,"sku":"CSHDM","price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918282346734,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":43418231472366,"sku":"CSHDL","price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918282379502,"sku":null,"price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":43991359979758,"sku":"CSHDXL","price":180.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918282412270,"sku":null,"price":185.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/products\/SHD-01.png?v=1674761723"},{"product_id":"csti","title":"Custom Stinger","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis insect plug features a thin tapered tip and bulging shaft followed by a flared base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 Sizes to fit any adventurer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca title=\"Color Chart\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca title=\"Pour types\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Policies\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall Stinger:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTop Ring Circumference: 2\" \/ 5cm ; Avg Diameter: .63\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Plug Circumference: 4.75\" \/ 12cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.50\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 3\" \/ 7.6cm ; Avg Diameter: .95\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 3.375\" \/ 8.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 4\" \/ 10.2cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium Stinger:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTop Ring Circumference: 2.5\" \/ 6.4cm ; Avg Diameter: .80\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Plug Circumference: 6.25\" \/ 15.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.99\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 3.5\" \/ 8.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.12\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 4.25\" \/ 10.8cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 5.25\" \/ 13.3cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge Stinger:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTop Ring Circumference: 3.5\" \/ 8.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.10\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Plug Circumference: 8.125\" \/ 20.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.60\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 5\" \/ 12.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.57\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 5.5\" \/ 14cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.875\" \/ 17.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSplit\u003c\/strong\u003e : The shaft will be the first color choice, and the base or slightly above will be another.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarble Fade : \u003c\/strong\u003eColor 1 of your choice will be at the top, with a slight marble as it fades into color 2.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarbled Swirl : \u003c\/strong\u003eThe colors are Swirled, with a decent amount of marbling happening, as well as some overlap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFull Marble :\u003c\/strong\u003e The two colors are marbled Randomly throughout the whole monster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSurprise Me :\u003c\/strong\u003e Give us colors you like and don't like, and we will pick a pour style for you\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eby The Wandering Bard, specializing in premium sex toys since 2019.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":43418236059886,"sku":"CSTIS","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":43418236092654,"sku":"CSTIM","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":43418236125422,"sku":"CSTIL","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/products\/stinger-01.png?v=1661261870"},{"product_id":"ctab","title":"Custom Tabaxi","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis feline dildo features a Thin tapered \u0026amp; angled tip, straight shaft and gentle knot all loaded with lots of bumpy textured leading down to a flared base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with an optional Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_480x480.png?v=1756489760\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5 Sizes to fit any adventurer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Large\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca title=\"Color Chart\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca title=\"Pour types\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Policies\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Small:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 3.5\" \/ 9cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.13\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 3.5\" \/ 9cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.13\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Knot Circumference: 4.675\" \/ 11.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.48\"\u003cbr\u003eBelow Knot Circumference: 3.375\" \/ 8.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.09\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 4.75\" \/ 12cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 5.375\" \/ 13.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 4.5\" \/ 11.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.44\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 4.5\" \/ 11.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.44\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Knot Circumference: 6\" \/ 15.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.92\"\u003cbr\u003eBelow Knot Circumference: 4.375\" \/ 11.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.40\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.125\" \/ 15.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.875\" \/ 17.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 5.375\" \/ 13.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.72\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 5.375\" \/ 13.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.72\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Knot Circumference: 7\" \/ 17.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.24\"\u003cbr\u003eBelow Knot Circumference: 5.25\" \/ 13.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.68\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.875\" \/ 17.6cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 8.25\" \/ 21cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 6.25\" \/ 15.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.98\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 6.25\" \/ 15.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.98\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Knot Circumference: 8.25\" \/ 20.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.61\"\u003cbr\u003eBelow Knot Circumference: 6\" \/ 15.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.92\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 8\" \/ 20.2cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 9.375\" \/ 23.7cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Large:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 7.125\" \/ 18.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.28\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 7.125\" \/ 18.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.28\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Knot Circumference: 9.5\" \/ 24cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.01\"\u003cbr\u003eBelow Knot Circumference: 7\" \/ 17.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.23\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 9\" \/ 23cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 10.625\" \/ 27cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStandard Pour Styles\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSplit\u003c\/strong\u003e : The shaft will be the first color choice, and the base or slightly above will be another.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSwirl : \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eYour two color choices are swirled from top to bottom of the pour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarble Fade : \u003c\/strong\u003eColor 1 of your choice will be at the top, with a slight marble as it fades into color 2.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarbled Swirl : \u003c\/strong\u003eThe colors are Swirled, with a decent amount of marbling happening, as well as some overlap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFull Marble :\u003c\/strong\u003e The two colors are marbled Randomly throughout the whole monster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSurprise Me :\u003c\/strong\u003e Give us colors you like and don't like, and we will pick a pour style for you!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eby The Wandering Bard, specializing in premium sex toys since 2019.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":43418239631598,"sku":"CTABXS","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":43418239664366,"sku":"CTABS","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918287098094,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":43418239697134,"sku":"CTABM","price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918287130862,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":43418239729902,"sku":"CTABL","price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918287163630,"sku":null,"price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":43418239762670,"sku":"CTABXL","price":180.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918287196398,"sku":null,"price":185.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/products\/Untitled-5.png?v=1661262167"},{"product_id":"ctar","title":"Custom Tarrasque","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis monster dildo features a rounded angled tip, ridges running along the front to a set of rings down to a textured and flared base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with an optional Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"float: none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_480x480.png?v=1756489760\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5 Sizes to fit any adventurer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Large\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca title=\"Color Chart\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca title=\"Pour types\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Policies\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Tarrasque-WB_240x240.png?v=1710342452\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eArtwork by Rabid Brains \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.rabidbrains.com\/\"\u003ewww.rabidbrains.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Small Tarrasque:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 3.675\" \/ 9.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.15\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 4.375\" \/ 11cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.38\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 4.75\" \/ 12cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.50\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 4.125\" \/ 10.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 5.375\" \/ 13.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall Tarrasque:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 4.75\" \/ 12cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.50\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 5.675\" \/ 14.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.80\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.125\" \/ 15.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.95\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 5.37\" \/ 13.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.5\" \/ 16.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium Tarrasque:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 5.675\" \/ 14.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.79\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 6.75\" \/ 17.2 ; Avg Diameter: 2.16\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 7.25\" \/ 18.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.32\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.5\" \/ 16.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 8.25\" \/ 21cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge Tarrasque:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 6.75\" \/ 17.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.14\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 8\" \/ 20.4 ; Avg Diameter: 2.56\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 8.625\" \/ 22cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.76\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 7.875\" \/ 20cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 9.875\" \/ 25cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Large Tarrasque:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHead Base Circumference: 7.875\" \/ 20cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.51\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 9.25\" \/ 23.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.94\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 10\" \/ 25.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.18\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 8.675\" \/ 22cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 10.675\" \/ 27cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStandard Pour Styles\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSplit\u003c\/strong\u003e : The shaft will be the first color choice, and the base or slightly above will be another.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSwirl : \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eYour two color choices are swirled from top to bottom of the pour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarble Fade : \u003c\/strong\u003eColor 1 of your choice will be at the top, with a slight marble as it fades into color 2.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarbled Swirl : \u003c\/strong\u003eThe colors are Swirled, with a decent amount of marbling happening, as well as some overlap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFull Marble :\u003c\/strong\u003e The two colors are marbled Randomly throughout the whole monster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSurprise Me :\u003c\/strong\u003e Give us colors you like and don't like, and we will pick a pour style for you! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eby The Wandering Bard, specializing in premium sex toys since 2019.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":43418246709486,"sku":"CTARXS","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":43418246742254,"sku":"CTARS","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918290079982,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":43418246775022,"sku":"CTARM","price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918290112750,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":43418246807790,"sku":"CTARL","price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918290145518,"sku":null,"price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":43418246840558,"sku":"CTARXL","price":180.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918290178286,"sku":null,"price":185.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/products\/tarrasque-01.png?v=1661262395"},{"product_id":"cdic","title":"Custom Dice","description":"\u003cp\u003eA 7 piece set of Large Squishy Silicone Dice in a Single or Marbled custom Color!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere will be flashing that we trim, and though we try to make them perfect, sometimes they can come out with flaws due to the molding process! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese are not intended for internal use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis is a made to order item, production time may vary. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" title=\"Shop Policies\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eby The Wandering Bard, specializing in premium sex toys since 2019.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43403814764782,"sku":"CDIC","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/products\/dice-01_79701a32-b44b-428f-8241-b2c5def20d08.png?v=1661351123"},{"product_id":"ckws","title":"Custom Kobold Sheath","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis kobold sheath is designed to please both the giver and receiver. Featuring an open tip for more sizing inclusivity, ridges in the hollow center, external wide knot and loop to keep this wearable in place. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease Measure Length first then width before purchase. to ensure you get the proper size. This will stretch more easily in Girth than Length\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 Sizes to fit most adventurers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis item is only available in 00-30 Soft firmness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDue to the molding process base and tip opening may be trimmed unevenly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\" title=\"Color Chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\" title=\"Pour types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our \u003ca title=\"Shop Policies\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e before purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/kobold_240x240.png?v=1710342157\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eArtwork by Rabid Brains \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.rabidbrains.com\/\"\u003ewww.rabidbrains.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":4671,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"4\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":15987699},\"5\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":3},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"6\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":3},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"7\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":3},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"8\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":3},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"12\":0,\"15\":\"Arial\"}' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Small Kobold Sheath:\\nExternal Tip Circumference: 4.375\\\" \/ 11.1 cm\\nMid Shaft Circumference: 5.75\\\" \/ 14.6cm\\nBase Circumference: 4.875\\\" \/ 12.4cm\\nUseable Length: 3.75\\\" \/ 9.6cm\\nTotal Length: 4.5\\\" \/ 11.6cm\\n\\nInternal Circumference Tip: 3.25\\\" \/ 8.3cm\\nInternal Circumference Mid: 3.875\\\" \/ 10cm\\nInternal Circumference Base: 3.25\\\" \/ 8.3cm\\nBall ring Opening Diameter: 1\\\" \/ 2.5cm\"}'\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall Kobold Sheath\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003eExternal Tip Circumference: 4.375\" \/ 11.1 cm  ; Avg Diameter: 1.39\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 5.75\" \/ 14.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.83\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBase Circumference: 4.875\" \/ 12.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.55\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eUseable Length: 3.75\" \/ 9.6cm\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTotal Length: 4.5\" \/ 11.6cm\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eInternal Circumference Tip: 3.25\" \/ 8.3cm  ; Avg Diameter: 1.04\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eInternal Circumference Mid: 3.875\" \/ 10cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.25\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eInternal Circumference Base: 3.25\" \/ 8.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.04\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBall ring Opening Diameter: 1\" \/ 2.5cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":4671,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"4\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":15987699},\"5\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":3},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"6\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":3},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"7\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":3},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"8\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":3},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"12\":0,\"15\":\"Arial\"}' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Small Kobold Sheath:\\nExternal Tip Circumference: 4.375\\\" \/ 11.1 cm\\nMid Shaft Circumference: 5.75\\\" \/ 14.6cm\\nBase Circumference: 4.875\\\" \/ 12.4cm\\nUseable Length: 3.75\\\" \/ 9.6cm\\nTotal Length: 4.5\\\" \/ 11.6cm\\n\\nInternal Circumference Tip: 3.25\\\" \/ 8.3cm\\nInternal Circumference Mid: 3.875\\\" \/ 10cm\\nInternal Circumference Base: 3.25\\\" \/ 8.3cm\\nBall ring Opening Diameter: 1\\\" \/ 2.5cm\"}'\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium Kobold Sheath:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eExternal Tip Circumference: 5.5\" \/ 13.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.73\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 7.25\" \/ 18.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.31\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBase Circumference: 6\" \/ 15.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.92\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eUseable Length: 4.75\" \/ 12cm\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTotal Length: 5.75\" \/ 14.5\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eInternal Circumference Tip: 3.625\" \/ 9.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.17\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eInternal Circumference Mid: 4.75\" \/ 12cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.5\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eInternal Circumference Base: 3.625\" \/ 9.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.17\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBall ring Opening Diameter: 1.2\" \/ 3cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":4671,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"4\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":15987699},\"5\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":3},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"6\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":3},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"7\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":3},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"8\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":3},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"12\":0,\"15\":\"Arial\"}' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Small Kobold Sheath:\\nExternal Tip Circumference: 4.375\\\" \/ 11.1 cm\\nMid Shaft Circumference: 5.75\\\" \/ 14.6cm\\nBase Circumference: 4.875\\\" \/ 12.4cm\\nUseable Length: 3.75\\\" \/ 9.6cm\\nTotal Length: 4.5\\\" \/ 11.6cm\\n\\nInternal Circumference Tip: 3.25\\\" \/ 8.3cm\\nInternal Circumference Mid: 3.875\\\" \/ 10cm\\nInternal Circumference Base: 3.25\\\" \/ 8.3cm\\nBall ring Opening Diameter: 1\\\" \/ 2.5cm\"}'\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge Kobold Sheath:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eExternal Tip Circumference: 6.25\" \/ 15.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.98\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 8.375\" \/ 21.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.64\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBase Circumference: 6.875\" \/ 17.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.19\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eUseable Length: 5.5\" \/ 14cm\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTotal Length: 6.75\" \/ 17cm\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eInternal Circumference Tip: 4.625\" \/ 11.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.48\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eInternal Circumference Mid: 5.5\" \/ 13.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.74\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eInternal Circumference Base: 4.625\" \/ 11.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.48\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBall ring Opening Diameter: 1.5\" \/ 3.6cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":4671,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"4\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":15987699},\"5\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":3},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"6\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":3},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"7\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":3},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"8\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":3},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"12\":0,\"15\":\"Arial\"}' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Small Kobold Sheath:\\nExternal Tip Circumference: 4.375\\\" \/ 11.1 cm\\nMid Shaft Circumference: 5.75\\\" \/ 14.6cm\\nBase Circumference: 4.875\\\" \/ 12.4cm\\nUseable Length: 3.75\\\" \/ 9.6cm\\nTotal Length: 4.5\\\" \/ 11.6cm\\n\\nInternal Circumference Tip: 3.25\\\" \/ 8.3cm\\nInternal Circumference Mid: 3.875\\\" \/ 10cm\\nInternal Circumference Base: 3.25\\\" \/ 8.3cm\\nBall ring Opening Diameter: 1\\\" \/ 2.5cm\"}'\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":43534486143214,"sku":"CKWSS","price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":43534486175982,"sku":"CKWSM","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":43534486208750,"sku":"CKWSM","price":85.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/products\/KoboldListing-08.png?v=1663872985"},{"product_id":"blight","title":"Custom Blight","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet Custom Blight, the fantasy sex toy of your dreams! Crafted from platinum silicone, this blight is sure to provide maximum pleasure and endless fun! Get ready to level up your sex life!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur 1st non-penetrable grinder featuring 2 variations, one smaller handheld and one with holders for straps!  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e4 Sizes to choose from\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium with strap loops *\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge with strap loops *\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Includes a 1' wide ribbon, Please note there may be imperfections in the strap holes, please be gentle with holes rough play may increase the chance of tearing*\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e*For best texture \u0026amp; durability Medium 00-50 is recommended\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\" title=\"Color Chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\" title=\"Pour types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our \u003ca title=\"Shop Policies\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e before purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Blight-WB_240x240.png?v=1710341904\" alt=\"\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eArtwork by Rabid Brains \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.rabidbrains.com\/\"\u003ewww.rabidbrains.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSizing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWidth at Widest Point: 2.5\" \/ 6.2cm\u003cbr\u003eLength: 4.25\" \/ 10.8cm\u003cbr\u003eAverage Height: .675\" \/ 1.7cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWidth at Widest Point: 2.875\" \/ 7.4cm\u003cbr\u003eLength: 5.25\" \/ 13.4cm\u003cbr\u003eAverage Height: .75\" \/ 2cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium Strap\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWidth at Widest Point: 4\" \/ 10.3cm\u003cbr\u003eLength:5.25\" \/ 13.4cm\u003cbr\u003eAverage Height: .75\" \/ 2cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge Strap\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWidth at Widest Point: 5\" \/ 12.4cm\u003cbr\u003eLength: 6.375\" \/ 16.2cm\u003cbr\u003eAverage Height: 1\" \/ 2.4cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSingle Color \u003c\/strong\u003e: A single solid color for the whole grinder\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVertical Split\u003c\/strong\u003e : Color 1 will be on the left, Color 2 on the right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFull Marble :\u003c\/strong\u003e The two colors are marbled Randomly throughout the whole grinder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSurprise Me :\u003c\/strong\u003e Give us colors you like and don't like, and we will pick a pour style for you!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":44049330045166,"sku":"CBLIS","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":44049330077934,"sku":"CBLIM","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Strap","offer_id":44049330110702,"sku":"CBLIMS","price":53.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Strap","offer_id":44049330143470,"sku":"CBLILS","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/products\/BLI-01.png?v=1677165489"},{"product_id":"custom-yuanti","title":"Custom Yuanti","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eIntroducing the Yuanti! Inspired by the fierce serpent folk warriors this toothy maw features a deeply ridged and flared tongue, meeting an open gaping mouth at the base.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eWinner of the 2024 Bazowie Award for Best Horror Toy and 2024 Alt-Star Awards for best sculpt!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThis monster has a very wide flat tongue designed to curl with use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned and Sculpted by Monster Smash (Twitter @monstersmashtoy) \u0026amp; Nix (Twitter @ScaledSin) and Finished by ShopDad (Twitter @ShopDad2)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with our new Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_240x240.png?v=1756489760\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e4 Sizes to fit most adventurers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca title=\"Color Chart\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca title=\"Pour types\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" title=\"Shop Policies\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"float: none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Yuanti_And_Kitties-WB_240x240.png?v=1710342521\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eX-Small Yuanti: \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHead Base Circumference: 2\" \/ 5cm ; Width Across: .75\" \/ 1.8cm\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 4.375\" \/ 11.1cm ; Width Across: 1.75\" \/ 4.5cm\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 5.625\" \/ 14.3cm ; Width Across: 2.25\" \/ 5.7cm\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 4.375\" \/ 11.2cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 5.25\" \/ 13.3cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmall Yuanti: \u003cbr\u003eHead Base Circumference: 2.625\" \/ 6.8cm ; Width Across: .875\" \/ 2.2cm\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 5.375\" \/ 13.6cm ; Width Across: 2.175\" \/ 5.5cm\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.75\" \/ 17.2cm ; Width Across: 2.75\" \/ 7cm\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 5.125\" \/ 13.1cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.5\" \/ 16.5cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium Yuanti::\u003cbr\u003eHead Base Circumference: 2.75\" \/ 7cm ; Width Across: 1\" \/ 2.5cm\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 5.875\" \/ 15cm ; Width Across: 2.5\" \/ 6.4cm\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 7.5\" \/ 19.2cm ; Width Across: 3\" \/ 7.7cm\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6\" \/ 15.3cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.25\" \/ 18.5cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLarge Yuanti: \u003cbr\u003eHead Base Circumference: 3.125\" \/ 8cm ; Width Across: 1.25\" \/ 3cm\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 7\" \/ 17.8cm ; Width Across: 3\" \/ 7.5cm\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 9\" \/ 23cm \/ ; Width Across: 3.675\" \/ 9.3cm\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 7.25\" \/ 18.4cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 8.75\" \/ 22.3cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSplit\u003c\/strong\u003e - 1 Solid Color for the Tongue and 1 Solid Color For the Base\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFull Marble\u003c\/strong\u003e - 2 Colors poured together to create ribbons of the colors throughout. \u003cspan\u003eA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003en additional color can be added at an additional charge; this will be an accent color and may only show in small amounts.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarble Swirl\u003c\/strong\u003e - 2 Colors Swirled together with lots of ribboning and feathering where they meet. A\u003cspan\u003en additional color can be added at an additional charge; this will be an accent color and may only show in small amounts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarble Fade\u003c\/strong\u003e - 1 color at the tip of the tongue that marbles into the base color. An additional color can be added at an additional charge; this will be on the bottom of the base\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFull Marble\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eSplit - \u003c\/strong\u003eSingle color tongue and marbled head\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarble Fade Split\u003c\/strong\u003e - A marble fade tongue and single color head\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarble Swirl Split\u003c\/strong\u003e - A Marble Swirled tongue with a single color head\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecialty Pours\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRainbow Glow Fade \u0026amp; Reverse Rainbow Glow Fade - \u003c\/strong\u003eA rainbow glow fade with a solid single color base\/head\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":44261411422446,"sku":"CYUAXS","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":44261411455214,"sku":"CYUAS","price":77.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":44261411487982,"sku":"CYUAM","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918324715758,"sku":null,"price":104.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":44261411520750,"sku":"CYUAL","price":138.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918324748526,"sku":null,"price":143.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Untitled-1-01_98491b64-842c-4295-b0ed-c6451d664931.png?v=1754067145"},{"product_id":"cdrt","title":"Custom Dragon's Tail","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis long depth toy is packed with texture to reach all the right places!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis monster was adopted from Monster Smash toys, This Dragon's Tail (Formerly Zilla's Tail) has found a nice happy home with the Bards!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with an optional Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"float: none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_480x480.png?v=1756489760\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e4 Sizes Available\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\" title=\"Color Chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\" title=\"Pour types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note : Due to the shape of the mold \u0026amp; narrow tip drips are possible in pours\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" title=\"Shop Policies\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eX-Small Dragon Tail: \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eTail Tip Circumference: 1.825\" \/ 4.6cm; Avg Diameter: .57\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Tail Circumference: 3.125\" \/ 8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 5\" \/ 12.7cm\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.125\" \/ 16.8cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.5\" \/ 19.2cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall Dragon Tail\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003eTail Tip Circumference: 2.375\" \/ 6.1cm ; Avg Diameter: .76\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Tail Circumference: 3.875\" \/ 9.7cm; Avg Diameter: 1.21\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.25\" \/ 16cm ; Avg Diameter: 2\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 8\" \/ 20.3cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 9.5\" \/ 24.1cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium Large Dragon Tail\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTail Tip Circumference: 2.75\" \/ 7.1cm ; Avg Diameter: .89\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMid-Tail Circumference: 5\" \/ 12.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.58\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 7.75\" \/ 19.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.45\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUsable Length: 10\" \/ 25.4cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTotal Length: 11.75\" \/ 29.8cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge Dragon Tail: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTail Tip Circumference: 3.25\" \/ 8.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.05\" \u003cbr\u003eMid-Tail Circumference: 5.75\" \/ 14.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.85\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 9\" \/ 23cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.88\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 12\" \/ 30.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 14\" \/ 35.5cm \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePour Types\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDue to the narrow tip there is a possibility of drips with all pours\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSplit\u003c\/strong\u003e : The shaft will be the first color choice, and the base or slightly above will be another.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarble Fade : \u003c\/strong\u003eColor 1 of your choice will be at the top, with a slight marble as it fades into color 2.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarbled Swirl : \u003c\/strong\u003eThe colors are Swirled, with a decent amount of marbling happening, as well as some overlap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFull Marble :\u003c\/strong\u003e The two colors are marbled Randomly throughout the whole monster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSurprise Me :\u003c\/strong\u003e Give us colors you like and don't like, and we will pick a pour style for you!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":44890572620014,"sku":"CDRTXS","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":44278872473838,"sku":"CDRTS","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":44278872506606,"sku":"CDRTM","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918237552878,"sku":null,"price":104.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":44890572652782,"sku":"CDRTL","price":140.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918237585646,"sku":null,"price":145.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/DRT-01.png?v=1693602550"},{"product_id":"cdyd","title":"Custom Dryad","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned in partnership with the amazing Marie Kaleida, check out her out here \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mariekaleida\" title=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mariekaleida\"\u003ehttps:\/\/twitter.com\/mariekaleida\u003c\/a\u003e !\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with an optional Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"float: none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_480x480.png?v=1756489760\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5 Sizes To Choose From\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Large\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis toy is short and girthy for a very full feeling! Please note the thickness of this model will make the silicone feel firmer than normal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca title=\"Color Chart\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca title=\"Pour types\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary. Adding a suction cup base may increase the possibility of small bubbles on the very bottom of the base. While we do everything we can to prevent this from happening there is a small chance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our \u003ca title=\"Shop Policies\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e before purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Small\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBelow Head Circumference: 3.625\" \/ 9.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.15\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 5.125\" \/ 13.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.65\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 4.25\" \/ 10.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.36\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 3.625\" \/ 9.2cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 4.675\" \/ 11.8cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBelow Head Circumference: 4.675\" \/ 11.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.49\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 6.75\" \/ 17.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.15\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.125\" \/ 14.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.78\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 4.675\" \/ 11.9cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 5.85\" \/ 14.8cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBelow Head Circumference: 5.5\" \/ 13.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.74\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 7.825\" \/ 19.9cm; Avg Diameter: 2.49\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.25\" \/ 16cm; Avg Diameter: 2\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 5.5\" \/ 13.9cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.82\" \/ 17.3cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBelow Head Circumference: 6.25\" \/ 16cm; Avg Diameter: 2\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 9.25\" \/ 23.6cm; Avg Diameter: 2.95\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 7.6125\" \/ 19.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.41\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.25\" \/ 16cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 8\" 20.3cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Large\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBelow Head Circumference: 7.25\" \/ 18.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.3\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 10.75\" \/ 27.3cm; Avg Diameter: 3.42\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 9.125\" \/ 23.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.92\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 7.25\" \/ 18.4cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 9.15\" \/ 23.2cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStandard Pour Styles\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSplit\u003c\/strong\u003e : The shaft will be the first color choice, and the base or slightly above will be another.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSwirl : \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eYour two color choices are swirled from top to bottom of the pour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarble Fade : \u003c\/strong\u003eColor 1 of your choice will be at the top, with a slight marble as it fades into color 2.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarbled Swirl : \u003c\/strong\u003eThe colors are Swirled, with a decent amount of marbling happening, as well as some overlap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFull Marble :\u003c\/strong\u003e The two colors are marbled Randomly throughout the whole monster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSurprise Me :\u003c\/strong\u003e Give us colors you like and don't like, and we will pick a pour style for you!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":44482082111726,"sku":"CDYDXS","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Small Suction Base","offer_id":44704894320878,"sku":"CDYDXSSC","price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":44482082144494,"sku":"CDYDS","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Suction Base","offer_id":44704894353646,"sku":"CDYDSSC","price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918252396782,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":44482082177262,"sku":"CDYDM","price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Suction Base","offer_id":44704894386414,"sku":"CDYDMSC","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918252429550,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":44482082210030,"sku":"CDYDL","price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Suction Base","offer_id":44704894419182,"sku":"CDYDLSC","price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918252462318,"sku":null,"price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":44482082242798,"sku":"CDYDXL","price":180.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large Suction Base","offer_id":44970038821102,"sku":"","price":185.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918252495086,"sku":null,"price":185.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/DYD-01.png?v=1700690815"},{"product_id":"cfir","title":"Custom Firbolg","description":"\u003cp\u003eDesigned in partnership with the amazing PolyNNervous, check out them out here \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/polyanamoose.bsky.social\"\u003e\u003cspan data-olk-copy-source=\"MessageBody\"\u003ehttps:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/polyanamoose.bsky.social\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e !\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with an optional suction base or our new Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"float: none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_480x480.png?v=1756489760\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5 Sizes To Choose From\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Large\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis toy is short and girthy for a very full feeling! Please note the thickness of this model will make the silicone feel firmer than normal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca title=\"Color Chart\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca title=\"Pour types\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary. Adding a suction cup base may increase the possibility of small bubbles on the very bottom of the base. While we do everything we can to prevent this from happening there is a small chance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our \u003ca title=\"Shop Policies\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e before purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Firbolg-WB_240x240.png?v=1710342717\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eArtwork by Rabid Brains \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.rabidbrains.com\/\"\u003ewww.rabidbrains.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eArtwork by Rabid Brains \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.rabidbrains.com\/\"\u003ewww.rabidbrains.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Small\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Base Circumference: 4.75\" \/ 12cm ; 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This angled and knotty monster is eager to hit all the right spots!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with an optional Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"float: none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_480x480.png?v=1756489760\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5 Sizes to fit most adventurers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Large (May not stand upright in Super Soft)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\" title=\"Color Chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\" title=\"Pour types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" title=\"Shop Policies\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Small Thrikreen:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBelow Head Circumference: 2.375\" \/ 6cm ; Avg Diameter: .75\"\u003cbr\u003eFirst Bump Circumference: 4.\" \/ 10.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.29\"\u003cbr\u003eSecond Bump Circumference: 5\" \/ 12.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.57\"\u003cbr\u003eThird Bump Circumference: 5.675\" \/ 14.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.80\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 4.125\" \/ 10.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.31\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 4.5\" \/ 11.4cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 5.25\" \/ 13.3cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall Thrikreen:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBelow Head Circumference: 3\" \/ 7.5cm ; Avg Diameter: .93\"\u003cbr\u003eFirst Bump Circumference: 5\" \/ 12.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.59\"\u003cbr\u003eSecond Bump Circumference: 6.125\" \/ 15.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.95\"\u003cbr\u003eThird Bump Circumference: 6.875\" \/ 17.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.2\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 5\" \/ 12.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.59\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 5.875\" \/ 14.9cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.75\" \/ 17.1cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium Thrikreen:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eBelow Head Circumference: 3.375\" \/ 8.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.09\"\u003cbr\u003eFirst Bump Circumference: 5.75\" \/ 14.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.84\"\u003cbr\u003eSecond Bump Circumference: 7.125\" \/ 18.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.26\"\u003cbr\u003eThird Bump Circumference: 8\" \/ 20.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.56\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 5.875\" \/ 14.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.86\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.75\" \/ 17.1cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.5\" \/ 19cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge Thri-Kreen:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003eBelow Head Circumference: 4\" \/ 10.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.29\"\u003cbr\u003eFirst Bump Circumference: 6.75\" \/ 17.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.16\"\u003cbr\u003eSecond Bump Circumference: 8.375\" \/ 21.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.66\"\u003cbr\u003eThird Bump Circumference: 9.5\" \/ 24.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.04\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.875\" \/ 17.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.18\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 8.125\" \/ 20.6cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 9.25\" \/ 23.4cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Large Thri-Kreen:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Below Head Circumference: 4.675\" \/ 11.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.47\"\u003cbr\u003eFirst Bump Circumference: 7.75\" \/ 19.7cm; Avg Diameter: 2.47\"\u003cbr\u003eSecond Bump Circumference: 9.5\" \/ 24.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.04\"\u003cbr\u003eThird Bump Circumference: 10.875\" \/ 27.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.46\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 7.75\" \/ 19.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.48\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 9\" \/ 22.8cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 10.375\" \/ 26.2cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStandard Pour Styles\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSplit\u003c\/strong\u003e : The shaft will be the first color choice, and the base or slightly above will be another.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSwirl : \u003c\/strong\u003e Your two color choices are swirled from top to bottom of the pour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarble Fade : \u003c\/strong\u003eColor 1 of your choice will be at the top, with a slight marble as it fades into color 2.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarbled Swirl : \u003c\/strong\u003eThe colors are Swirled, with a decent amount of marbling happening, as well as some overlap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFull Marble :\u003c\/strong\u003e The two colors are marbled Randomly throughout the whole monster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSurprise Me :\u003c\/strong\u003e Give us colors you like and don't like, and we will pick a pour style for you!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":44550093865198,"sku":"CTHRXS","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":44550093897966,"sku":"CTHRS","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918302236910,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":44550093930734,"sku":"CTHRM","price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918302269678,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":44550093963502,"sku":"CTHRL","price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918302302446,"sku":null,"price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":44550100123886,"sku":"CTHRXL","price":180.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918302335214,"sku":null,"price":185.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/THR_1_e1d24adb-4949-4c32-a613-e5c0c2732382.png?v=1749663156"},{"product_id":"cvex","title":"Custom Vex","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIntroducing Vex a new collaboration between pupsicle, shopdad2, and the community of indie makers! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis model is available with an optional suction base or our new Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_480x480.png?v=1756489760\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e4 Sizes to fit any adventurer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium*\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge*\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Large*\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e*Medium, Large, and X-Large sizes may not stand upright alone in soft firmness, these sizes do not stand upright alone in super soft.*\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\" title=\"Color Chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\" title=\"Pour types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary. Adding a suction cup base may increase the possibility of small bubbles on the very bottom of the base. While we do everything we can to prevent this from happening there is a small chance. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Policies\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVex X-Small\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Base Circumference: 5.375\" \/ 13.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.71\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 3.75\" \/ 9.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.21\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Knot Circumference: 6.625\" \/ 16.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.10\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 3.5\" \/ 8.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.11\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 5.125\" \/ 13.1cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 5.825\" \/ 14.8cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVex Small\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Base Circumference: 6.75\" \/ 17.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.14\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 4.75\" \/ 12.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.51\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Knot Circumference: 8.25\" \/ 21cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.63\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 4.375\" \/ 11cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.38\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.375\" \/ 16.2cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.375\" \/ 18.7cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVex Medium\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Base Circumference: 7.875\" \/ 19.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.49\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 5.625\" \/ 14.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.79\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Knot Circumference: 9.625\" \/ 24.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.08\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 5\" \/ 12.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.61\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 7.5\" \/ 19cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 8.5\" \/ 21.5cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVex Large\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Base Circumference: 9.25\" \/ 23.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.94\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 6.625\" \/ 16.9cm ; 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Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca title=\"Color Chart\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca title=\"Pour types\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" title=\"Shop Policies\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Harpy-WB_240x240.png?v=1710342112\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eArtwork by Rabid Brains \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.rabidbrains.com\/\"\u003ewww.rabidbrains.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMedium Harpy Bust:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWidth of Base: 6.5\" \/ 16.5cm\u003cbr\u003eLength of Base: 5.75\" \/ 14.6cm\u003cbr\u003eHeight of Breast Total: 3\" \/ 7.6cm\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge Harpy Bust:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWidth of Base: 7.5\" \/ 19cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Length of Base: 6.5\" \/ 16.5cm\u003cbr\u003eHeight of Breast Total: 3.625\" \/ 9.2cm \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Large Harpy Bust:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWidth of Base: 8.5\" \/ 21.6cm\u003cbr\u003eLength of Base: 7.625\" \/ 19.4cm\u003cbr\u003eHeight of Breast Total: 4\" \/ 10.1cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXX-Large Harpy Bust\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eWidth of Base: 9.875\" \/ 25cm \u003cbr\u003eLength of Base: 8.625\" \/ 21.9cm \u003cbr\u003eHeight of Breast Total: 4.625\" \/ 11.7cm\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"Medium","offer_id":44799979061486,"sku":"CHPBM","price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":44799979094254,"sku":"CHPBL","price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":44799979127022,"sku":"CHPBXL","price":180.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XX-Large","offer_id":47128492867822,"sku":"CHPBXXL","price":225.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/HPB-01_08cd9016-2534-4612-a82a-f261c746e071.png?v=1749663084"},{"product_id":"cdgw","title":"Custom Dragon Sheath","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis Dragon inspired sheath is designed to please both the giver and receiver. Featuring smooth tapered tip, ridges in the hollow center, external wide knot and loop to keep this wearable in place. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 Sizes to fit most adventurers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis item is only available in 00-30 Soft firmness.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDue to the molding process base and tip opening may be trimmed unevenly. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease Measure Length first then width before purchase. to ensure you get the proper size. This will stretch more easily in Girth than Length. 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Avg Diameter: 1.6\" \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShaft Circumference: 4.75\" \/ 12.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.51\" \u003cbr\u003eKnot Circumference: 6.5\" \/ 16.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.08\" \u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 4.625\" \/ 11.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.47\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 5.375\" \/ 13.6cm \u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6\" \/ 15.2cm\u003cbr\u003eInside Length: 5.375\" \/ 13.5cm\u003cbr\u003eInside Width Circumference Avg: 3.5\" \/ 9cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.13\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium Dragon Sheath : \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHead Circumference: 6\" \/ 15.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.93\"\u003cbr\u003eShaft Circumference: 5.625\" \/ 14.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.80\"\u003cbr\u003eKnot Circumference: 7.875\" \/ 20cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.5\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 5.5\" \/ 14cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.75\" \u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.5\" \/ 16.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.25\" \/ 18.5cm\u003cbr\u003eInside Length: 6.875\" \/ 17.5cm\u003cbr\u003eInside Width Circumference Avg: 4\" \/ 10cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.25\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge Dragon Sheath\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Circumference: 6.75\" \/ 17.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.15\" \u003cbr\u003eShaft Circumference: 6.375\" \/ 16.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.01\"\u003cbr\u003eKnot Circumference: 8.875\" \/ 22.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.81\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.125\" \/ 15.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.96\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 7.25\" \/ 18.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 8.25\" \/ 20.9cm\u003cbr\u003eInside Length: 7.25\" \/ 18.3cm \u003cbr\u003eInside Width Circumference Avg: 4.56\" \/ 11.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.44\" \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePlease review our Shop Policies before purchasing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDue to production methods there will be shifting of colors, overall patterns are softer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSingle\u003c\/strong\u003e : Single color \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMarble Fade : \u003c\/strong\u003eColor 1 of your choice will be at the top, with a slight marble as it fades into color 2.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFull Marble :\u003c\/strong\u003e The two colors are marbled Randomly throughout the whole monster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSurprise Me :\u003c\/strong\u003e Give us colors you like and don't like, and we will pick a pour style for you!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eby The Wandering Bard, specializing in premium sex toys since 2019.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":45362638487790,"sku":"CDGWS","price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":45362638520558,"sku":"CDGWM","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":45362638553326,"sku":"CDGWL","price":85.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/MG_6373.jpg?v=1717091792"},{"product_id":"carc","title":"Custom Arcane Hand Reversible Stroker","description":"\u003cp\u003eOur 1st beginner friendly stroker! Designed to be reversible with 4 entry points, this stroker can be turned inside out for various texture experiences. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCheck out our video to see it in action here : \u003ca title=\"Arcane Hand Reversible Stroker\" href=\"https:\/\/youtube.com\/shorts\/_OkniTj94fo?feature=share\"\u003eArcane Hand Reversible Stroker\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned by our friend Nix! check out their other work on twitter \u003ca title=\"https:\/\/x.com\/ScaledSin\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/ScaledSin\"\u003e@ScaledSin\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eand Monster Smash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease note the trimmed side of the stroker, when reversing please start from the untrimmed side. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e2 Channel widths to fit any adventurer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLoose\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease measure your girth and select the channel width that closely matches this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis item is only available in 00-20 Super Soft\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIncludes suction plug to create internal suction for smaller adventurers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\" title=\"Color Chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for m\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eore details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\" title=\"Pour types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Policies\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOuter Circumference: 8.5\" \/ 21.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.73\"\u003cbr\u003eInner Circumference Avg: 3.125\" \/ 8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1\"\u003cbr\u003eTotal\/Useable Length: 4.75\" \/ 12.2cm\u003cbr\u003eSuction Plug Height: 1.125\" \/ 2.8cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLoose\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOuter Circumference: 8.5\" \/ 21.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.73\"\u003cbr\u003eInner Circumference Avg: 4.5\" \/ 11.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.44\"\u003cbr\u003eTotal\/Useable Length: 4.75\" \/ 12.2cm\u003cbr\u003eSuction Plug Height: 1.125\" \/ 2.8cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"Tight","offer_id":45505625817326,"sku":"CARCT","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Loose","offer_id":45505625850094,"sku":"CARCL","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/ARC_1.png?v=1719493683"},{"product_id":"csor","title":"Custom Elven Sorcerer","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome our 1st Party Member!!!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Elven Sorcerer, a lengthy toy with a bulge tapering down to a flared base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with an optional suction base or our new Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"float: none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_480x480.png?v=1756489760\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5 Sizes to fit any adventurer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium - May lean in super soft \u0026amp; soft\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge - May lean in super soft \u0026amp; soft\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Large - May lean in all firmness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\" title=\"Color Chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\" title=\"Pour types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary. Adding a suction cup base may increase the possibility of small bubbles on the very bottom of the base. While we do everything we can to prevent this from happening there is a small chance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Policies\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/High_Elf_Sorcerer_-_WB_240x240.png?v=1723060349\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eArtwork by Rabid Brains \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.rabidbrains.com\/\"\u003ewww.rabidbrains.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Small: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBase of Head Circumference: 4\" \/ 10.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.26\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Bulge Circumference: 4.87\" \/ 12.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.55\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 4.5\" \/ 11.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.42\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 5.25\" \/ 13.4cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.125\" \/ 15.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eBase of Head Circumference: 4.875\" \/ 12.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.55\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Bulge Circumference: 6\" \/ 15.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.93\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 5.75\" \/ 14.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.81\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.5\" \/ 16.5cm \u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.625\" \/ 19.3cm\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eBase of Head Circumference: 5.625\" \/ 14.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.79\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Bulge Circumference: 7.125\" \/ 18.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.26\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.5\" \/ 16.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.08\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 7.75\" \/ 19.7cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 8.875\" \/ 22.5cm\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBase of Head Circumference: 6.625\" \/ 17cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.13\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Bulge Circumference: 8.375\" \/21.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.65\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 7.75\" \/ 19.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.48\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 9\" \/ 23cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 10.375\" \/ 26.3cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Large:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eBase of Head Circumference: 7.625\" \/ 19.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.44\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Bulge Circumference: 9.625\" \/ 24.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.05\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 8.875\" \/ 22.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.81\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 10.25\" \/ 26.1cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 12\" \/ 30.4cm\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":45651963674862,"sku":"CSORXS","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Small Suction Base","offer_id":45651963707630,"sku":"CSORXSSB","price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":45651963740398,"sku":"CSORS","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Suction Base","offer_id":45651963773166,"sku":"CSORSSB","price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918279594222,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":45651963805934,"sku":"CSORM","price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Suction Base","offer_id":45651963838702,"sku":"CSORMSB","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918279626990,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":45651963871470,"sku":"CSORL","price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Suction Base","offer_id":45651963904238,"sku":"CSORMSB","price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918279659758,"sku":null,"price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":45651963937006,"sku":"CSORXL","price":180.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large Suction Base","offer_id":45651963969774,"sku":"CSORXLSB","price":185.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918279692526,"sku":null,"price":185.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/ElvenSorcerer_1.png?v=1723061647"},{"product_id":"cbar","title":"Custom Dwarven Barbarian","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome our 2nd Party Member!!!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Dwarven Barbarian, a thick stout shaft with a flared base\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with an optional suction base or our new Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_480x480.png?v=1756489760\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5 Sizes to fit any adventurer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Large\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\" title=\"Color Chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\" title=\"Pour types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary. Adding a suction cup base may increase the possibility of small bubbles on the very bottom of the base. While we do everything we can to prevent this from happening there is a small chance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Policies\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Dwarf_Barbarian_-_WB_240x240.png?v=1724342496\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eArtwork by Rabid Brains \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.rabidbrains.com\/\"\u003ewww.rabidbrains.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Small: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBase of Head Circumference: 4.25\" \/ 10.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.35\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 5\" \/ 12.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.57\" \u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 5.375\" \/ 13.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.70\" \u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 4.5\" \/ 11.5cm \u0026lt;br\/\u0026gt; Total Length: 5.25\" \/ 13.3cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eBase of Head Circumference: 5.375\" \/ 13.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.69\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 6.25\" \/ 16cm ; Avg Diameter: 2\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.75\" \/ 17cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.13\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 5.5\" \/ 13.8cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.125\" \/ 15.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eBase of Head Circumference: 6.625\" \/ 16.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.11\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 7.25\" \/ 18.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.31\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 7.875\" \/ 20cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.50\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.25\" \/ 16cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.75 \/ 19.6cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBase of Head Circumference: 7.25\" \/ 18.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.31\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 8.5\" \/ 21.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.70\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 9.125\" \/ 23.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.92\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 7.5\" \/ 19cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 9\" \/ 22.8cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Large:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBase of Head Circumference: 8.375\" \/ 21.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.65\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 9.75\" \/ 24.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.1\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 10.625\" \/ 26.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.37\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 8.5\" \/ 21.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 10.375 \/ 26.3cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":45692559458542,"sku":"CBARXS","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Small Suction Base","offer_id":45692559491310,"sku":"CBARXSSB","price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":45692559524078,"sku":"CBARS","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Suction Base","offer_id":45692559556846,"sku":"CBARSSB","price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918229328110,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":45692559589614,"sku":"CBARM","price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Suction Base","offer_id":45692559622382,"sku":"CBARMSB","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918229360878,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":45692559655150,"sku":"CBARL","price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Suction Base","offer_id":45692559687918,"sku":"CBARLSB","price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918229393646,"sku":null,"price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":45692559720686,"sku":"CBARXL","price":180.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large Suction Base","offer_id":45692559753454,"sku":"CBARXLSB","price":185.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918229426414,"sku":null,"price":185.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/DwarvenBarbarian_1_ec88d3b9-79fc-43b3-8531-c649294611bd.png?v=1749663247"},{"product_id":"cbrd","title":"Custom Human Bard","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome our 3rd Party Member!!!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Human Bard, long and even for a familiar experience. Here to give some bardic inspiration for any adventure!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with an optional suction base or our new Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_480x480.png?v=1756489760\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5 Sizes to fit any adventurer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Large\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\" title=\"Color Chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\" title=\"Pour types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary. Adding a suction cup base may increase the possibility of small bubbles on the very bottom of the base. While we do everything we can to prevent this from happening there is a small chance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" title=\"Shop Policies\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Human_Bard_-_WB_240x240.png?v=1727619070\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none; display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eArtwork by Rabid Brains \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.rabidbrains.com\/\"\u003ewww.rabidbrains.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Small: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBase of Head Circumference: 4\" \/ 10.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.27\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 4.625\" \/ 11.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.47\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 4.75\" \/ 12.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.52\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 4.75\" \/ 12.2cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 5.875\" \/ 14.9cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBase of Head Circumference: 5.25\" \/ 13.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.67\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 5.75\" \/ 14.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.84\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.25\" \/ 15.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.99\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.25\" \/ 15.9cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.25\" \/ 18.4cm \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBase of Head Circumference: 6.125\" \/ 15.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.95\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 6.625\" \/ 17cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.13\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 7.25\" \/ 18.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.29\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 7.25\" \/ 18.3cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 8.5\" \/ 21.5cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBase of Head Circumference: 7.25\" \/ 18.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.29\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 7.825\" \/ 20cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.5\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 8.25\" \/ 21cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.63\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 8.25\" \/ 21cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 10\" \/ 25.4c\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Large:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBase of Head Circumference: 8.25\" \/ 21cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.63\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 9\" \/ 23cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.88\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 9.625\" \/ 24.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.08\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 9.625\" \/ 24.6cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 11.5\" \/ 29.2cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":45830718226670,"sku":"CBRDXS","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Small Suction Base","offer_id":45830718259438,"sku":"CBRDXSSB","price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":45830718292206,"sku":"CBRDS","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Suction Base","offer_id":45830718324974,"sku":"CBRDSSB","price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918232211694,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":45830718357742,"sku":"CBRDM","price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Suction Base","offer_id":45830718390510,"sku":"CBRDMSB","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918232244462,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":45830718423278,"sku":"CBRDL","price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Suction Base","offer_id":45830718456046,"sku":"CBRDLSB","price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918232277230,"sku":null,"price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":45830718488814,"sku":"CBRDXL","price":180.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large Suction Base","offer_id":45830718521582,"sku":"CBRDXLSB","price":185.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918232309998,"sku":null,"price":185.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/HumanBard_1.png?v=1727619260"},{"product_id":"cptr","title":"Custom Petra Stroker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet Petra the Kobold Stroker! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA choose your own adventure stroker with a range of internal textures and sizes for a more custom experience!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUses new ShopDad Core Technology! See more tech from ShopDad at \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/onlygoblins.cloud.xwiki.com\/xwiki\/bin\/view\/Main\/\"\u003ewww.onlygoblins.cloud.xwiki.com\u003c\/a\u003e or follow him on Twitter\/X \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/ShopDad2\"\u003ewww.x.com\/ShopDad2\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e6 Internal size \u0026amp; texture options to pick from : \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eExtra Tight Scales\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTight Scales\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTight Bumps\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTight Ridges\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTight Wicker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRelaxed Scales\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRelaxed Ridges\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOnly available in 00-20 Super Soft, please note this will feel firmer due to the thickness of the toy. Please select an insert size closest to your girth. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\" title=\"Color Chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\" title=\"Pour types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExtra Tight Scales\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHips External Circumference: 11.5\" \/ 29.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.65\"\u003cbr\u003eMid External Circumference: 8.25\" \/ 21.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.64\"\u003cbr\u003eOpening Circumference: 3.25\" \/ 8.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.02\"\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.875\" \/ 17.4cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInternal Average Circumference: 2.5\" \/ 6.5cm ;  Avg Diameter: .81\"\u003cbr\u003eInternal Length: 6.125 \" \/ 15.5cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTight Scales\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHips External Circumference: 11.5\" \/ 29.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.65\"\u003cbr\u003eMid External Circumference: 8.25\" \/ 21.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.64\"\u003cbr\u003eOpening Circumference: 3.25\" \/ 8.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.02\"\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.875\" \/ 17.4cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInternal Average Circumference: 3.125\" \/ 8.1 ;  Avg Diameter: 1.01\"\u003cbr\u003eInternal Length: 6.125\" \/ 15.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTight Bumps\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHips External Circumference: 11.5\" \/ 29.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.65\"\u003cbr\u003eMid External Circumference: 8.25\" \/ 21.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.64\"\u003cbr\u003eOpening Circumference: 3.25\" \/ 8.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.02\"\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.875\" \/ 17.4cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInternal Average Circumference: 3\" \/ 7.5cm ;  Avg Diameter: .94\"\u003cbr\u003eInternal Length: 6.125\" \/ 15.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTight Ridges\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHips External Circumference: 11.5\" \/ 29.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.65\"\u003cbr\u003eMid External Circumference: 8.25\" \/ 21.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.64\"\u003cbr\u003eOpening Circumference: 3.25\" \/ 8.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.02\"\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.875\" \/ 17.4cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInternal Average Circumference: 3\" \/ 7.5cm ;  Avg Diameter: .94\"\u003cbr\u003eInternal Length: 6.125\" \/ 15.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTight Wicker\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eHips External Circumference: 11.5\" \/ 29.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.65\"\u003cbr\u003eMid External Circumference: 8.25\" \/ 21.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.64\"\u003cbr\u003eOpening Circumference: 3.25\" \/ 8.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.02\"\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.875\" \/ 17.4cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInternal Average Circumference: 3.25\" \/ 8.25cm ;  Avg Diameter: 1.03\"\u003cbr\u003eInternal Length: 6.125\" \/ 15.5cm\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRelaxed Scales\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHips External Circumference: 11.5\" \/ 29.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.65\"\u003cbr\u003eMid External Circumference: 8.25\" \/ 21.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.64\"\u003cbr\u003eOpening Circumference: 3.25\" \/ 8.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.02\"\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.875\" \/ 17.4cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInternal Average Circumference: 4.375\" \/ 11cm ;  Avg Diameter: 1.37\"\u003cbr\u003eInternal Length: 6.125\" \/ 15.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRelaxed Ridges\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHips External Circumference: 11.5\" \/ 29.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.65\"\u003cbr\u003eMid External Circumference: 8.25\" \/ 21.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.64\"\u003cbr\u003eOpening Circumference: 3.25\" \/ 8.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.02\"\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.875\" \/ 17.4cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInternal Average Circumference: 4.125\" \/ 10.5cm ;  Avg Diameter: 1.31\"\u003cbr\u003eInternal Length: 6.125\" \/ 15.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned by Deviant Gardens! Check out there other work on twitter\/x \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/DeviantGardens\" title=\"https:\/\/x.com\/DeviantGardens\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eDeviantGardens\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"float: none; display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/kobold_42db3d37-0010-4256-9548-3d1c3acd6f36_240x240.png?v=1727624976\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eArtwork by Rabid Brains \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.rabidbrains.com\/\"\u003ewww.rabidbrains.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Policies\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"Extra Tight Scales","offer_id":45844075315438,"sku":"","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tight Scales","offer_id":45831093453038,"sku":"","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tight Bumps","offer_id":45831093485806,"sku":"","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tight Ridges","offer_id":45831093518574,"sku":"","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tight Wicker","offer_id":49563372552430,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Relaxed Scales","offer_id":45831093551342,"sku":"","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Relaxed Ridges","offer_id":45831093584110,"sku":"","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Petra_1.png?v=1727624258"},{"product_id":"cast","title":"Custom Astarion the Vampire Rogue","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome our 4th Party Member!!!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAstarion the Vampire Rogue, an asymmetrical curved toy inspired by our favorite elf. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with an optional suction base or our new Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_480x480.png?v=1756489760\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5 Sizes to fit any adventurer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Large\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\" title=\"Color Chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\" title=\"Pour types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary. Adding a suction cup base may increase the possibility of small bubbles on the very bottom of the base. While we do everything we can to prevent this from happening there is a small chance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned and Sculpted by Monster Smash (Twitter\/x @monstersmashtoy) \u0026amp; Nix (Twitter\/x @ScaledSin) and Finished by ShopDad (Twitter\/x @ShopDad2)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Policies\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none; display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Vampire_Rogue_-_WB_240x240.png?v=1729786197\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eArtwork by Rabid Brains \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.rabidbrains.com\/\"\u003ewww.rabidbrains.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Small: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBase of Head Circumference: 3.875\" \/ 9.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.24\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 4.375\" \/ 11.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.40\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 4.75\" \/ 12.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.52\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 4.375\" \/ 11cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 5.76\" \/ 14.6cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBase of Head Circumference: 4.875\" \/ 12.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.54\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 5.5\" \/ 14.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.76\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.125\" \/ 15.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.95\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 5.5\" \/ 14cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.25\" \/ 18.4cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBase of Head Circumference: 5.5\" \/ 14cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.75\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 6.5\" \/ 16.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.05\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 7.25\" \/ 18.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.29\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.375\" \/ 16.2cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 8.375\" \/ 21.2cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBase of Head Circumference: 6.5\" \/ 16.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.06\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 7.625\" \/ 19.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.43\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 8.5\" \/ 21.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.71\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 7.5\" \/ 19.2cm\/ Total Length: 9.875\" \/ 25cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 9.86\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Large:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBase of Head Circumference: 7.25\" \/ 18.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.31\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 8.75\" \/ 22.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.76\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 9.625\" \/ 24.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.08\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 8.625\" \/ 22cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 11.25\" \/ 28.5cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXX-Large:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eBase of Head Circumference: 8.375\" \/ 21.3cm ; 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See more tech from ShopDad at \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/onlygoblins.cloud.xwiki.com\/xwiki\/bin\/view\/Main\/\"\u003ewww.onlygoblins.cloud.xwiki.com\u003c\/a\u003e or follow him on Twitter\/X \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/ShopDad2\"\u003ewww.x.com\/ShopDad2\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e6 Internal size \u0026amp; texture options to pick from : \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eExtra Tight Scales\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTight Scales\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTight Bumps\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTight Ridges\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTight Wicker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRelaxed Scales\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRelaxed Ridges\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOnly available in 00-20 Super Soft, please note this will feel firmer due to the thickness of the toy. Please select an insert size closest to your girth. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca title=\"Color Chart\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca title=\"Pour types\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExtra Tight Scales\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHips External Circumference: 12.5\" \/ 32cm ; Avg Diameter: 4\"\u003cbr\u003eMid External Circumference: 8.5\" \/ 21.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.69\"\u003cbr\u003eOpening Circumference: 3\" \/ 7.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.02\"\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.875\" \/ 17.4cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInternal Average Circumference: 2.5\" \/ 6.5cm ;  Avg Diameter: .81\"\u003cbr\u003eInternal Length: 6.125 \" \/ 15.5cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTight Scales\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHips External Circumference: 12.5\" \/ 32cm ; Avg Diameter: 4\"\u003cbr\u003eMid External Circumference: 8.5\" \/ 21.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.69\"\u003cbr\u003eOpening Circumference: 3\" \/ 7.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.02\"\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.875\" \/ 17.4cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInternal Average Circumference: 3.125\" \/ 8.1 ;  Avg Diameter: 1.01\"\u003cbr\u003eInternal Length: 6.125\" \/ 15.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTight Bumps\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHips External Circumference: 12.5\" \/ 32cm ; Avg Diameter: 4\"\u003cbr\u003eMid External Circumference: 8.5\" \/ 21.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.69\"\u003cbr\u003eOpening Circumference: 3\" \/ 7.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.02\"\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.875\" \/ 17.4cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInternal Average Circumference: 3\" \/ 7.5cm ;  Avg Diameter: .94\"\u003cbr\u003eInternal Length: 6.125\" \/ 15.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTight Ridges\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHips External Circumference: 12.5\" \/ 32cm ; Avg Diameter: 4\"\u003cbr\u003eMid External Circumference: 8.5\" \/ 21.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.69\"\u003cbr\u003eOpening Circumference: 3\" \/ 7.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.02\"\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.875\" \/ 17.4cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInternal Average Circumference: 3\" \/ 7.5cm ;  Avg Diameter: .94\"\u003cbr\u003eInternal Length: 6.125\" \/ 15.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTight Wicker\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHips External Circumference: 12.5\" \/ 32cm ; Avg Diameter: 4\"\u003cbr\u003eMid External Circumference: 8.5\" \/ 21.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.69\"\u003cbr\u003eOpening Circumference: 3\" \/ 7.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.02\"\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.875\" \/ 17.4cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInternal Average Circumference: 3.25\" \/ 8.25cm ;  Avg Diameter: 1.03\"\u003cbr\u003eInternal Length: 6.125\" \/ 15.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRelaxed Scales\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHips External Circumference: 12.5\" \/ 32cm ; Avg Diameter: 4\"\u003cbr\u003eMid External Circumference: 8.5\" \/ 21.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.69\"\u003cbr\u003eOpening Circumference: 3\" \/ 7.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.02\"\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.875\" \/ 17.4cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInternal Average Circumference: 4.375\" \/ 11cm ;  Avg Diameter: 1.37\"\u003cbr\u003eInternal Length: 6.125\" \/ 15.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRelaxed Ridges\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHips External Circumference: 12.5\" \/ 32cm ; Avg Diameter: 4\"\u003cbr\u003eMid External Circumference: 8.5\" \/ 21.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.69\"\u003cbr\u003eOpening Circumference: 3\" \/ 7.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.02\"\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.875\" \/ 17.4cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInternal Average Circumference: 4.125\" \/ 10.5cm ;  Avg Diameter: 1.31\"\u003cbr\u003eInternal Length: 6.125\" \/ 15.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned by Deviant Gardens! Check out there other work on twitter\/x \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/x.com\/DeviantGardens\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/DeviantGardens\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eDeviantGardens\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/kobold_42db3d37-0010-4256-9548-3d1c3acd6f36_240x240.png?v=1727624976\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none; display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eArtwork by Rabid Brains \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.rabidbrains.com\/\"\u003ewww.rabidbrains.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" title=\"Shop Policies\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"Extra Tight Scales","offer_id":46025628254446,"sku":"CSULETS","price":105.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tight Scales","offer_id":46025628287214,"sku":"CSULTS","price":105.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tight Bumps","offer_id":46025628319982,"sku":"CSULTB","price":105.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tight Ridges","offer_id":46025628352750,"sku":"CSULTR","price":105.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tight Wicker","offer_id":49563382153454,"sku":null,"price":105.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Relaxed Scales","offer_id":46025628385518,"sku":"CSULRS","price":105.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Relaxed Ridges","offer_id":46025628418286,"sku":"CSULRR","price":105.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Sulta_1_39713ea1-4ba6-4f49-8631-6d4fe7092b31.png?v=1734631731"},{"product_id":"ccha","title":"Custom Chaos Beast","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eOur New Double Shaft Maw! Winner of the 2025 AltStar Award Best Sex Toy!!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSculpted by Monster Smash (Twitter @monstersmashtoy) \u0026amp; Nix (Twitter @ScaledSin) and Finished by ShopDad (Twitter @ShopDad2)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e4 Sizes to fit most adventurers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca title=\"Color Chart\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca title=\"Pour types\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" title=\"Shop Policies\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Chaos_Beast_-_WB_240x240.png?v=1738345758\" alt=\"\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eArtwork by Rabid Brains \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.rabidbrains.com\/\"\u003ewww.rabidbrains.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Small Chaos Beast:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003eShort Tongue Top Circumference: 3.125\" \/ 7.9cm ; Avg Diameter: .99\" \u003cbr\u003eShort Tongue Bottom Circumference: 4.5\" \/ 11.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.44\" \u003cbr\u003eShort Tongue Usable Length: 3.5\" \/ 9cm \u003cbr\u003eLong Tongue Top Circumference: 3.75\" \/ 9.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.20\" \u003cbr\u003eLong Tongue Bottom Circumference: 5.625\" \/ 14.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.79\" \u003cbr\u003eLong Tongue Usable Length: 4.5\" \/ 11.5cm \u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 5.75\" \/ 14.6cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall Chaos Beast:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003eShort Tongue Top Circumference: 3.625\" \/ 9.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.16\" \u003cbr\u003eShort Tongue Bottom Circumference: 5.5\" \/ 14cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.75\" \u003cbr\u003eShort Tongue Usable Length: 4.25\" \/ 10.8cm \u003cbr\u003eLong Tongue Top Circumference: 4.625\" \/ 11.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.49\" \u003cbr\u003eLong Tongue Bottom Circumference: 6.5\" \/ 16.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.05\" \u003cbr\u003eLong Tongue Usable Length: 5.25\" \/ 13.3cm \u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.75\" \/ 17cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium Chaos Beast:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003eShort Tongue Top Circumference: 4.625\" \/ 11.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.48\"\u003cbr\u003eShort Tongue Bottom Circumference: 6.375\" \/ 16.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.03\"\u003cbr\u003eShort Tongue Usable Length: 5.125\" \/ 13cm\u003cbr\u003eLong Tongue Top Circumference: 5.625\" \/ 14.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.75\"\u003cbr\u003eLong Tongue Bottom Circumference: 7.625\" \/ 19.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.43\"\u003cbr\u003eLong Tongue Usable Length: 6.375\" \/ 16.3cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 8.25\" \/ 20.8cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge Chaos Beast:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003eShort Tongue Top Circumference: 5\" \/ 12.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.60\"\u003cbr\u003eShort Tongue Bottom Circumference: 7.25\" \/ 18.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.330\"\u003cbr\u003eShort Tongue Usable Length: 5.875\" \/ 14.9cm\u003cbr\u003eLong Tongue Top Circumference: 6.25\" \/ 15.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.99\"\u003cbr\u003eLong Tongue Bottom Circumference: 8.875\" \/ 22.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.82\"\u003cbr\u003eLong Tongue Usable Length: 7.25\" \/ 18.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 9.375\" \/ 23.9cm\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePour Styles\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSplit : One color for the tongues and one color for the base with a clear \u003cspan\u003eseparation\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMarble Fade : One color for the tongues and one color for the base with marbling in between\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 Color Marble Fade (+$5) : Color 1 is the tongue tip, marbling into color 2 as middle color on the tongue and base, then marbling into color 3 at base\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMarble Swirl : 2 Colors swirled together with marble between the two.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 Color Marble Swirl : 3 Colors Swirled together with marbling between, color 1 \u0026amp; 2 are more visible, color 3 is an accent color.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFull Marble : 2 colors marbled throughout the toy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 Color Full Marble : 3 colors marbled throughout the toy, color 1 \u0026amp; 2 are more visible, color 3 is an accent color.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMulti Split : 2 separate color tongues, one for the long and one for the short with one color for the base with a clear separation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHighlight : A wash of one color layered over the second color.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGlow Fade : a 3 color glow fade for the tongues into a split base.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":46105200066798,"sku":"CCHAXS","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":46105200099566,"sku":"CCHAS","price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":46105200132334,"sku":"CCHAM","price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":46105200165102,"sku":"CCHAL","price":180.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/CHA_1_a72b5da9-6e7e-43bb-98e2-3aa05b05938a.png?v=1749663697"},{"product_id":"custom-rakshasa","title":"Custom Rakshasa","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eIntroducing the Rakshasa! Inspired by the feline merchants this toothy maw features a textured tongue, meeting an open gaping mouth at the base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSculpted by  Nix (Twitter @ScaledSin) and Finished by ShopDad (Twitter @ShopDad2)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with an optional Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"float: none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_480x480.png?v=1756489760\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e4 Sizes to fit most adventurers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\" title=\"Color Chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\" title=\"Pour types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Policies\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/photo_2025-07-31_13-48-43_240x240.jpg?v=1753984141\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eX-Small\u003cbr\u003eTongue Tip Circumference: 5\" \/ 12.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.60\" \u003cbr\u003eMMid Tongue Circumference: 4.875\" \/ 12.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.55\"\u003cbr\u003eBase of Tongue Circumference: 5.375\" \/ 13.6cm  ; Avg Diameter: 1.70\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 4.625\" \/ 11.7cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 5.375\" \/ 13.7cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmall \u003cbr\u003eTongue Tip Circumference: 6.125\" \/ 15.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.95\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Tongue Circumference: 6\" \/ 15.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.90\"\u003cbr\u003eBase of Tongue Circumference: 6.625\" \/ 17cm  ; Avg Diameter: 2.13\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 5.375\" \/ 13.7cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.675\" \/ 16.8cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMedium\u003cbr\u003eTongue Tip Circumference: 6.875\" \/ 17.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.20\" \u003cbr\u003eMid Tongue Circumference: 6.625\" \/ 16.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.11\"\u003cbr\u003eBase of Tongue Circumference: 7.375\" \/ 18.6cm  ; Avg Diameter: 2.33\" \u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.125\" \/ 15.6cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.375\" \/ 18.7cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLarge Rakshasa:\u003cbr\u003eTongue Tip Circumference: 8.25\" \/ 21cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.63\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Tongue Circumference: 8\" \/ 20.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.53\" \u003cbr\u003eBase of Tongue Circumference: 8.875\" \/ 22.5cm  ; Avg Diameter: 2.81\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 7.375\" \/ 18.7cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 8.875\" \/ 22.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePour Styles\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSplit\u003c\/strong\u003e - 1 Solid Color for the Tongue and 1 Solid Color For the Base\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFull Marble\u003c\/strong\u003e - 2 Colors poured together to create ribbons of the colors throughout. \u003cspan\u003eA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003en additional color can be added at an additional charge; this will be an accent color and may only show in small amounts.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarble Swirl\u003c\/strong\u003e - 2 Colors Swirled together with lots of ribboning and feathering where they meet. A\u003cspan\u003en additional color can be added at an additional charge; this will be an accent color and may only show in small amounts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarble Fade\u003c\/strong\u003e - 1 color at the tip of the tongue that marbles into the base color. An additional color can be added at an additional charge; this will be on the bottom of the base\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFull Marble\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eSplit - \u003c\/strong\u003eSingle color tongue and marbled head\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarble Fade Split\u003c\/strong\u003e - A marble fade tongue and single color head\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarble Swirl Split\u003c\/strong\u003e - A Marble Swirled tongue with a single color head\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecialty Pours\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRainbow Glow Fade \u0026amp; Reverse Rainbow Glow Fade - \u003c\/strong\u003eA rainbow glow fade with a solid single color base\/head\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":46812874440942,"sku":"CRAKXS","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":46812874473710,"sku":"CRAKS","price":77.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918277431534,"sku":null,"price":82.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":46812874506478,"sku":"CRAKM","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918277464302,"sku":null,"price":104.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":46812874539246,"sku":"CRAKL","price":138.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46918277497070,"sku":null,"price":143.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Rakshasa_1_85688ef8-d58e-4424-bc57-9d081bfe55e6.png?v=1783619223"},{"product_id":"cgil","title":"Custom Gilbert","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome (Back) Gilbert the Sahuagin! \u003cbr\u003eThis monster comes to us from the black lagoon by way of Monster Smash toys!\u003cbr\u003eFeaturing a flared head, ridges and a bumpy shaft all leading down to a flared base, this creature is sure to please!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with an optional Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit \u003cspan\u003epeg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_480x480.png?v=1756489760\" alt=\"\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5 Sizes to fit any adventurer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Large\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca title=\"Color Chart\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca title=\"Pour types\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary. Adding a suction cup base may increase the possibility of small bubbles on the very bottom of the base. While we do everything we can to prevent this from happening there is a small chance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned and Sculpted by Monster Smash (Twitter\/x @monstersmashtoy) \u0026amp; Nix (Twitter\/x @ScaledSin) and Finished by ShopDad (Twitter\/x @ShopDad2)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" title=\"Shop Policies\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/gil_240x240.png?v=1755880284\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none; display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eArtwork by Rabid Brains \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.rabidbrains.com\/\"\u003ewww.rabidbrains.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Small: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Base Circumference: 4.375\" \/ 11cm  ; Avg Diameter: 1.37\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 4.125\" \/ 10.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.31\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 5.25\" \/ 13.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.66\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 4.375\" \/ 11.2cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 5.375\" \/ 13.6cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eHead Base Circumference: 5.375\" \/ 13.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.72\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 5.125\" \/ 13.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.64\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.5\" \/ 16.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.06\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 5.625\" \/ 14.4cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.75\" \/ 17.1cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eHead Base Circumference: 6.25\" \/ 16cm ; Avg Diameter: 2\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 5.875\" \/ 14.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.86\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 7.5\" \/ 19.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.40\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.5\" \/ 16.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.875\" \/ 20cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e*Large:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Base Circumference: 7.375\" \/ 18.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.33\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 6.875\" \/ 17.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.20\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 8.75\" \/ 22.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.79\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 7.5\" \/ 19cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 9.25\" \/ 23.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e*X-Large:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eHead Base Circumference: 8.5\" \/ 21.5cm  ; Avg Diameter: 2.69\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Shaft Circumference: 7.875\" \/ 20cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.50\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 10.25\" \/ 26cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.25\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 8.625\" \/ 21.8cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e*The Large and X-Large have a slight chance of small bubbles on the gills under the tip, while we do everything we can to prevent this there is still a small chance that the final product will have bubbles. Please use extra care when cleaning*\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":46906588168430,"sku":"CGILXS","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":46906588233966,"sku":"CGILS","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":46909530046702,"sku":"CGILSG","price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":46906588299502,"sku":"CGILM","price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Goblin Lock","offer_id":46909530079470,"sku":"CGILMG","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":46906588365038,"sku":"CGILL","price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46909530112238,"sku":"CGILLG","price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":46906588430574,"sku":"CGILXL","price":180.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":46909530145006,"sku":"CGILXLG","price":185.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Gilbert_GilbertListing.png?v=1755880749"},{"product_id":"custom-dark-mantle","title":"Custom Dark Mantle","description":"\u003cp\u003eSay hello to the Dark Mantle one of 3 new tentacle models, a girthy tentacle toy with lots and lots of texture!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with an optional Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit \u003cspan\u003epeg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_240x240.png?v=1756489760\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none; display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5 Sizes to fit any adventurer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Large\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca title=\"Color Chart\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca title=\"Pour types\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary. Adding a suction cup base may increase the possibility of small bubbles on the very bottom of the base. While we do everything we can to prevent this from happening there is a small chance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned and Sculpted by Monster Smash (Twitter\/x @monstersmashtoy) \u0026amp; Nix (Twitter\/x @ScaledSin) and Finished by ShopDad (Twitter\/x @ShopDad2)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" title=\"Shop Policies\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/dm_240x240.png?v=1758825405\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none; display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eArtwork by Rabid Brains \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.rabidbrains.com\/\"\u003ewww.rabidbrains.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDark Mantle X-Small\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Circumference: 5.25\" \/ 13.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.66\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 4.75\" \/ 12cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.50\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 5.75\" \/ 14.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.82\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 3.875\" \/ 10cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 5.375\" \/ 13.6cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDark Mantle Small\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Circumference: 6.5\" \/ 16.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.09\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 5.875\" \/ 15cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.87\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.875\" \/ 17.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.18\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 4.875\" \/ 12.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.75\" \/ 17.2cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDark Mantle Medium\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Circumference: 7.625\" \/ 19.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.43\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 6.75\" \/ 17.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.15\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 8\" \/ 20.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.53\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 5.875\" \/ 15cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.875\" \/ 20cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDark Mantle Large\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Circumference: 9\" \/ 22.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.85\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 8\" \/ 20.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.53\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 9.375\" \/ 23.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.98\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.875\" \/ 17.4cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 9.25\" \/ 23.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDark Mantle X-Large\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Circumference: 10.5\" \/ 26.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.34\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 9.25\" \/ 23.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.95\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 10.875\" \/ 27.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.47\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 8\" \/ 20.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 10.875\" \/ 27.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":47010343059694,"sku":"CDMDXS","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Small Suction Base","offer_id":47010354725102,"sku":"CDMDXSSB","price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":47010343092462,"sku":"CDMDS","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Suction Base","offer_id":47010359181550,"sku":"CDMDSSB","price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":47010343125230,"sku":"CDMDSG","price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":47010343157998,"sku":"CDMDM","price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Suction Base","offer_id":47010360688878,"sku":"CDMDMSB","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Goblin Lock","offer_id":47010343190766,"sku":"CDMDMG","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":47010343223534,"sku":"CDMDL","price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Suction Base","offer_id":47010361278702,"sku":"CDMDSB","price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":47010343256302,"sku":"CDMDG","price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":47010343289070,"sku":"CDMDXL","price":180.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large Suction Base","offer_id":47010361508078,"sku":"CDMDXLSB","price":185.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":47010343321838,"sku":"CDMDXLG","price":185.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/DarkMantleListing_1.png?v=1758825615"},{"product_id":"custom-dark-mantle-tentacle","title":"Custom Dark Mantle Tentacle","description":"\u003cp\u003eSay hello to the Dark Mantle one of 3 new tentacle models, a lengthy tentacle toy with lots and lots of texture!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with an optional Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit \u003cspan\u003epeg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_240x240.png?v=1756489760\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none; display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5 Sizes to fit any adventurer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge *\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Large *\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eXX-Large *\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*May not stand upright alone in super soft 00-20\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca title=\"Color Chart\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca title=\"Pour types\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary. Adding a suction cup base may increase the possibility of small bubbles on the very bottom of the base. While we do everything we can to prevent this from happening there is a small chance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned and Sculpted by Monster Smash (Twitter\/x @monstersmashtoy) \u0026amp; Nix (Twitter\/x @ScaledSin) and Finished by ShopDad (Twitter\/x @ShopDad2)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" title=\"Shop Policies\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/dm_240x240.png?v=1758825405\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none; display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eArtwork by Rabid Brains \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.rabidbrains.com\/\"\u003ewww.rabidbrains.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDark Mantle Tentacle X-Small\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Circumference: 4\" \/ 10.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.30\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 4.25\" \/ 10.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.34\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 5.625\" \/ 14.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.79\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.125\" \/ 15.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7\" \/ 17.7cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDark Mantle Tentacle Small\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Circumference: 5.125\" \/ 13.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.65\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 5.375\" \/ 13.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.69\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 7\" \/ 17.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.23\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 7.625\" \/ 19.4cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 8.75\" \/ 22.2cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDark Mantle Tentacle Medium\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Circumference: 6\" \/ 15.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.90\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 6.125\" \/ 15.5 ; Avg Diameter: 1.94\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 8\" \/ 20.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.55\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 8.875\" \/ 22.6cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 10.25\" \/ 26cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDark Mantle Tentacle Large\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Circumference: 6.875\" \/ 17.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.20\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 7.125\" \/ 18cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.25\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 9.5\" \/ 24cm ; Avg Diameter: 3\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 10.375\" \/ 26.4cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 12\" \/ 30.4cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDark Mantle Tentacle X-Large\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Circumference: 8\" \/ 20.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.53\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 8.125\" \/ 20.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.57\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 10.875\"  \/ 27.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.47\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 11.75\" \/ 30cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 13.75\" \/ 34.9cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDark Mantle Tentacle XX-Large\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Circumference: 8.75\" \/ 22.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.78\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 8.875\" \/ 22.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.81\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 12.25\" \/ 31cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.88\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 13.5\" \/ 34.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 15.5\" \/ 39.4cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":47010363834606,"sku":"CDMTXS","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Small Suction Base","offer_id":47010363867374,"sku":"CDMTXSSB","price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":47010363900142,"sku":"CDMTS","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Suction Base","offer_id":47010363932910,"sku":"CDMTDSSB","price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":47010363965678,"sku":"CDMTSG","price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":47010363998446,"sku":"CDMTM","price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Suction Base","offer_id":47010364031214,"sku":"CDMTMSB","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Goblin Lock","offer_id":47010364063982,"sku":"CDMTMG","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":47010364096750,"sku":"CDMTL","price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Suction Base","offer_id":47010364129518,"sku":"CDMTSB","price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":47010364162286,"sku":"CDMTG","price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":47010364195054,"sku":"CDMTXL","price":180.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large Suction Base","offer_id":47010364227822,"sku":"CDMTXLSB","price":185.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":47010364260590,"sku":"CDMTXLG","price":185.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XX-Large","offer_id":47128579473646,"sku":null,"price":225.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XX-Large Suction Base","offer_id":47128579506414,"sku":null,"price":230.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XX-Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":47128579539182,"sku":null,"price":230.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/DarkMantleTentacle-01.png?v=1758826606"},{"product_id":"custom-dark-mantle-plug","title":"Custom Dark Mantle Plug","description":"\u003cp\u003eSay hello to the Dark Mantle Plug one of 3 new tentacle models, a girthy tentacle plug with lots and lots of texture and an anal safe T shaped base!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e4 Sizes to fit any adventurer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Large\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca title=\"Color Chart\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca title=\"Pour types\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Policies\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/dm_240x240.png?v=1758825405\" alt=\"\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eArtwork by Rabid Brains \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.rabidbrains.com\/\"\u003ewww.rabidbrains.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDark Mantle Plug Small\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Circumference: 5.125\" \/ 13.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.65\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 3.125\" \/ 8.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.01\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 3.125\" \/ 8cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 4\" \/ 10cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDark Mantle Plug Medium\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Circumference: 6.5\" \/ 16.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.09\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 4\" \/ 10.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.30\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 4\" \/ 10.3cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 5\" \/ 12.7cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDark Mantle Plug Large\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Circumference: 8.5\" \/ 21.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.69\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 5.25\" \/ 13.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.67\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 5.25\" \/ 13.3cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.375\" \/ 16.2\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDark Mantle Plug X-Large\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Circumference: 10.375\" \/ 26.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.28\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.375\" \/ 16.3cm  ; Avg Diameter: 2.04\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.375\" \/ 16.2cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.875\" \/ 20cm\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":47010369831150,"sku":"CDMPS","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":47010369863918,"sku":"CDMPM","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":47010369896686,"sku":"CDMPL","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":47010373271790,"sku":"CDMPXL","price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/DarkMantlePlug-01.png?v=1758827000"},{"product_id":"cmag","title":"Custom Mage Hand","description":"\u003cp\u003eSay hi to the Mage Hand, a fisting toy with a narrow tip \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with an optional suction base or our new Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_480x480.png?v=1756489760\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5 Sizes to fit any adventurer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium - May lean in super soft\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge - May lean in super soft\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Large - May lean in all firmness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca title=\"Color Chart\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca title=\"Pour types\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary. Adding a suction cup base may increase the possibility of small bubbles on the very bottom of the base. While we do everything we can to prevent this from happening there is a small chance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" title=\"Shop Policies\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Small: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFirst Knuckle Circumference: 2.75\" \/ 7cm  ; Avg Diameter: .87\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Hand Circumference: 5.5\" \/ 14.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.76\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 4.5\" \/ 11.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.42\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 5.375\" \/ 13.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7\" \/ 17.7cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eFirst Knuckle Circumference: 3.5\" \/ 8.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.1\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Hand Circumference: 6.875\" \/ 17.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.2\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 5.5\" \/ 14cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.75\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.5\" \/ 16.7cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 8.875\" \/ 22.5cm\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eFirst Knuckle Circumference: 4\" \/ 10.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.26\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Hand Circumference: 8.125\" \/ 20.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.58\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.5\" \/ 16.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.05\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 7.625\" \/ 19.4cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 10.25\" \/ 26cm\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFirst Knuckle Circumference: 4.625\" \/ 11.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.47\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Hand Circumference: 9.5\" \/ 24.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.0\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 7.375\" \/ 18.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.36\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 8.875\" \/ 22.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 12\" \/ 30.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Large:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eFirst Knuckle Circumference: 5.375\" \/ 13.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.7\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Hand Circumference: 10.875\" \/ 27.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.47\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 8.5\" \/ 21.7cm  ; Avg Diameter: 2.71\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 10.25\" \/ 26.1cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 13.875\" \/ 35.24cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":47434858004718,"sku":null,"price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Small Suction Base","offer_id":47434858037486,"sku":null,"price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":47434858070254,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Suction Base","offer_id":47434858103022,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":47434858135790,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":47434858168558,"sku":null,"price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Suction Base","offer_id":47434858201326,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Goblin Lock","offer_id":47434858234094,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":47434858266862,"sku":null,"price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Suction Base","offer_id":47434858299630,"sku":null,"price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":47434858332398,"sku":null,"price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":47434858365166,"sku":null,"price":180.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large Suction Base","offer_id":47434858397934,"sku":null,"price":185.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":47434858430702,"sku":null,"price":185.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/MAG.png?v=1783621053"},{"product_id":"cgra","title":"Custom Gravel the Goblin Stroker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet Gravel the Goblin Stroker!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eA choose your own adventure stroker with a range of internal textures and sizes for a more custom experience!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUses new ShopDad Core Technology! See more tech from ShopDad at \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/onlygoblins.cloud.xwiki.com\/xwiki\/bin\/view\/Main\/\"\u003ewww.onlygoblins.cloud.xwiki.com\u003c\/a\u003e or follow him on Twitter\/X \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/ShopDad2\"\u003ewww.x.com\/ShopDad2\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e6 Internal size \u0026amp; texture options to pick from : \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eExtra Tight Scales\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTight Scales\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTight Bumps\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTight Ridges\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTight Wicker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRelaxed Scales\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRelaxed Ridges\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOnly available in 00-20 Super Soft, please note this will feel firmer due to the thickness of the toy. Please select an insert size closest to your girth. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\" title=\"Color Chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\" title=\"Pour types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExtra Tight Scales\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBust External Circumference: 11.75\" \/ 30cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.75\"\u003cbr\u003eMid External Circumference: 9.75\" \/ 24.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.11\"\u003cbr\u003eHips External Circumference: 13.25\" \/ 33.6cm  ; Avg Diameter: 4.21\"\u003cbr\u003eOpening Circumference: 3.25\" \/ 8.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.02\"\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.5\" \/ 19cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInternal Average Circumference: 2.5\" \/ 6.5cm ;  Avg Diameter: .81\"\u003cbr\u003eInternal Length: 6.125 \" \/ 15.5cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTight Scales\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBust External Circumference: 11.75\" \/ 30cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.75\"\u003cbr\u003eMid External Circumference: 9.75\" \/ 24.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.11\"\u003cbr\u003eHips External Circumference: 13.25\" \/ 33.6cm  ; Avg Diameter: 4.21\"\u003cbr\u003eOpening Circumference: 3.25\" \/ 8.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.02\"\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.5\" \/ 19cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInternal Average Circumference: 3.125\" \/ 8.1 ;  Avg Diameter: 1.01\"\u003cbr\u003eInternal Length: 6.125\" \/ 15.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTight Bumps\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBust External Circumference: 11.75\" \/ 30cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.75\"\u003cbr\u003eMid External Circumference: 9.75\" \/ 24.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.11\"\u003cbr\u003eHips External Circumference: 13.25\" \/ 33.6cm  ; Avg Diameter: 4.21\"\u003cbr\u003eOpening Circumference: 3.25\" \/ 8.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.02\"\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.5\" \/ 19cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInternal Average Circumference: 3\" \/ 7.5cm ;  Avg Diameter: .94\"\u003cbr\u003eInternal Length: 6.125\" \/ 15.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTight Ridges\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBust External Circumference: 11.75\" \/ 30cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.75\"\u003cbr\u003eMid External Circumference: 9.75\" \/ 24.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.11\"\u003cbr\u003eHips External Circumference: 13.25\" \/ 33.6cm  ; Avg Diameter: 4.21\"\u003cbr\u003eOpening Circumference: 3.25\" \/ 8.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.02\"\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.5\" \/ 19cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInternal Average Circumference: 3\" \/ 7.5cm ;  Avg Diameter: .94\"\u003cbr\u003eInternal Length: 6.125\" \/ 15.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTight Wicker\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBust External Circumference: 11.75\" \/ 30cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.75\"\u003cbr\u003eMid External Circumference: 9.75\" \/ 24.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.11\"\u003cbr\u003eHips External Circumference: 13.25\" \/ 33.6cm  ; Avg Diameter: 4.21\"\u003cbr\u003eOpening Circumference: 3.25\" \/ 8.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.02\"\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.5\" \/ 19cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInternal Average Circumference: 3.25\" \/ 8.25cm ;  Avg Diameter: 1.03\"\u003cbr\u003eInternal Length: 6.125\" \/ 15.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRelaxed Scales\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBust External Circumference: 11.75\" \/ 30cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.75\"\u003cbr\u003eMid External Circumference: 9.75\" \/ 24.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.11\"\u003cbr\u003eHips External Circumference: 13.25\" \/ 33.6cm  ; Avg Diameter: 4.21\"\u003cbr\u003eOpening Circumference: 3.25\" \/ 8.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.02\"\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.5\" \/ 19cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInternal Average Circumference: 4.375\" \/ 11cm ;  Avg Diameter: 1.37\"\u003cbr\u003eInternal Length: 6.125\" \/ 15.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRelaxed Ridges\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBust External Circumference: 11.75\" \/ 30cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.75\"\u003cbr\u003eMid External Circumference: 9.75\" \/ 24.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.11\"\u003cbr\u003eHips External Circumference: 13.25\" \/ 33.6cm  ; Avg Diameter: 4.21\"\u003cbr\u003eOpening Circumference: 3.25\" \/ 8.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.02\"\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.5\" \/ 19cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInternal Average Circumference: 4.125\" \/ 10.5cm ;  Avg Diameter: 1.31\"\u003cbr\u003eInternal Length: 6.125\" \/ 15.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned by Deviant Gardens! Check out there other work on twitter\/x \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/DeviantGardens\" title=\"https:\/\/x.com\/DeviantGardens\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eDeviantGardens\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/gra_240x240.png?v=1773332560\" style=\"margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 16px; margin-left: auto; float: none; display: block;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eArtwork by Rabid Brains \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.rabidbrains.com\/\"\u003ewww.rabidbrains.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Policies\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"Extra Tight Scales","offer_id":47766196650222,"sku":null,"price":105.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tight Scales","offer_id":47766196682990,"sku":null,"price":105.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tight Bumps","offer_id":47766196715758,"sku":null,"price":105.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tight Ridges","offer_id":47766196748526,"sku":null,"price":105.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tight Wicker","offer_id":49563384217838,"sku":null,"price":105.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Relaxed Scales","offer_id":47766196781294,"sku":null,"price":105.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Relaxed Ridges","offer_id":47766196814062,"sku":null,"price":105.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Gravel_2.png?v=1773333068"},{"product_id":"cowl","title":"Custom Owlbear","description":"\u003cp\u003eSay hello to the owlbear! A narrow tip model with a higher knot and room below for full use!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with an optional Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_240x240.png?v=1756489760\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none; display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5 Sizes to fit any adventurer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium - May lean in super soft\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge - May lean in super soft\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Large - May lean in all firmness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca title=\"Color Chart\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca title=\"Pour types\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/owl_c9b3a084-497a-400a-99e6-41be9f4396d2_240x240.png?v=1782323819\" alt=\"\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none; display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eArtwork by Rabid Brains \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.rabidbrains.com\/\"\u003ewww.rabidbrains.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" title=\"Shop Policies\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Small: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Base Circumference: 3.5\" \/ 9cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.12\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Knot Circumference: 5.375\" \/ 13.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.69\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 4\" \/10.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.28\"\u003cbr\u003eShaft Height: 4.875\" \/ 12.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Height: 5.875\" \/ 15.1cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eHead Base Circumference: 4.375\" \/ 11.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.40\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Knot Circumference: 6.625\" \/ 16.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.11\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 4.875\" \/ 12.5cm  ; Avg Diameter: 1.5\"\u003cbr\u003eShaft Height: 5.875\" \/ 15cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Height: 7.375\" \/ 18.9cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eHead Base Circumference: 5.125\" \/ 13cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.62\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Knot Circumference: 7.625\" \/ 19.5cm  ; Avg Diameter: 2.44\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 5.625\" \/ 14.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.8\"\u003cbr\u003eShaft Height: 7\" \/ 18cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Height: 8.625\" \/ 22cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Base Circumference: 6\" \/ 15.3cm  ; Avg Diameter: 1.91\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Knot Circumference: 9\" \/ 22.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.86\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.625\" \/ 17cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.13\"\u003cbr\u003eShaft Height: 8.25\" \/ 21cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Height: 10.125\" \/ 25.8cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eX-Large:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eHead Base Circumference: 6.875\" \/ 17.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.19\"\u003cbr\u003eMid-Knot Circumference: 10.5\" \/ 26.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.36\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 7.5 \/ 19.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.40\"\u003cbr\u003eShaft Height: 9.625\" \/ 24.5cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Height: 11.625\" \/ 29.6cm\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":47766211494126,"sku":null,"price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":47766211559662,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":47766211625198,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":47766211657966,"sku":null,"price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Goblin Lock","offer_id":47766211723502,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":47766211756270,"sku":null,"price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":47766211821806,"sku":null,"price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":47766211854574,"sku":null,"price":180.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":47766211920110,"sku":null,"price":185.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/OwlBear_1.png?v=1773334104"},{"product_id":"ckel","title":"Custom Kelpie","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis equine inspired dildo features a highly textured multi-flared shaft meeting a flared base. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with an optional suction base or our new Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_240x240.png?v=1756489760\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none; display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5 Sizes to fit any adventurer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Large\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eXX-Large\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\" title=\"Color Chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\" title=\"Pour types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary. Adding a suction cup base may increase the possibility of small bubbles on the very bottom of the base. While we do everything we can to prevent this from happening there is a small chance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" title=\"Shop Policies\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"margin-right: 158.778px; margin-bottom: 16px; margin-left: 158.778px; float: none;\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/kel_sticker_240x240.png?v=1782323495\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eArtwork by Rabid Brains \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.rabidbrains.com\/\"\u003ewww.rabidbrains.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKelpie X-Small\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Base Circumference: 4.875\" \/ 12.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.56\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 3.875\" \/ 9.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.24\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 4.5\" \/ 11.5cm  ; Avg Diameter: 1.44\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 5.125\" \/ 13.1cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.5\" \/ 16.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKelpie Small\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Base Circumference: 5.875\" \/ 15.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.89\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 4.75\" \/ 12.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.51\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 5.5cm \/ 14cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.75\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.375\" \/ 16.2cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 8.25\" \/ 20.9cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKelpie Medium\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Base Circumference: 6.875\" \/ 17.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.2\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 5.5\" \/ 14cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.75\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.375\" \/ 16.2cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.03\"\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 7.5\" \/ 19.1cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 9.5\" \/ 24.1cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKelpie Large\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Base Circumference: 8.25\" \/ 21cm ; 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This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_240x240.png?v=1756489760\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none; display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5 Sizes to fit any adventurer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Large\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\" title=\"Color Chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\" title=\"Pour types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary. Adding a suction cup base may increase the possibility of small bubbles on the very bottom of the base. While we do everything we can to prevent this from happening there is a small chance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" title=\"Shop Policies\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eVac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/wyv_240x240.png?v=1793295611\" alt=\"\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eArtwork by Rabid Brains \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.rabidbrains.com\/\"\u003ewww.rabidbrains.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWyvern X-Small\u003cbr\u003eHead Base Circumference: 4.75\" \/ 12cm  ; Avg Diameter: 1.5\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 5\" \/ 12.9cm  ; Avg Diameter: 1.61\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 4.5\" \/ 11.5cm  ; Avg Diameter: 1.44\"\u003cbr\u003eUseable Length: 3.75\" \/ 9cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 5\" \/ 12.5cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWyvern Small\u003cbr\u003eHead Base Circumference: 5.875\" \/ 15cm   ; Avg Diameter: 1.87\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 6.25\" \/ 15.8cm  ; Avg Diameter: 1.98\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 5.75\" \/ 14.5cm  ; Avg Diameter: 1.81\"\u003cbr\u003eUseable Length: 4.375\" \/ 11cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6.125\" \/ 15.6cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWyvern Medium\u003cbr\u003eHead Base Circumference: 6.75\" \/ 17.1cm   ; Avg Diameter: 2.14\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 7.25\" \/ 18.5cm  ; Avg Diameter: 2.31\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.25\" \/ 16.8cm  ; Avg Diameter: 2.10\"\u003cbr\u003eUseable Length: 5.125\" \/ 13cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.125\" \/ 18.2cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWyvern Large\u003cbr\u003eHead Base Circumference: 7.875\" \/ 20.1cm  ; Avg Diameter: 2.51\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 8.5\" \/ 21.5cm  ; Avg Diameter: 2.69\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 7.75\" \/ 19.6cm  ; Avg Diameter: 2.45\"\u003cbr\u003eUseable Length: 6\" \/ 15.4cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 8.375\" \/ 21.4cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWyvern X-Large\u003cbr\u003eHead Base Circumference: 9.375\" \/ 23.7cm   ; Avg Diameter: 2.97\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 10.125\" \/ 25.8cm  ; Avg Diameter: 3.23\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 9.125\" \/ 23.2cm  ; Avg Diameter: 2.90\"\u003cbr\u003eUseable Length: 7.125\" \/ 18.1cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 10\" \/ 25.3cm\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":49906178326766,"sku":null,"price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":49906178392302,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":49906178457838,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":49906178490606,"sku":null,"price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Goblin Lock","offer_id":49906178556142,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":49906178588910,"sku":null,"price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":49906178654446,"sku":null,"price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":49906178687214,"sku":null,"price":180.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":49906178752750,"sku":null,"price":185.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/WYV_1.jpg?v=1793295882"},{"product_id":"cfae","title":"Custom Fae Dragon","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eIntroducing the Fae Dragon, this toothy maw features a detailed tongue and flared tongue, meeting an open gaping mouth at the base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis model is available with our new Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/Shopify_Banner_7_240x240.png?v=1756489760\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e4 Sizes to fit most adventurers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX-Small\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 firmness options to choose from, \u003cspan\u003ethis may feel firmer with bigger \u0026amp; thicker toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a closer look at colors check out our \u003ca title=\"Color Chart\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/color-chart\"\u003eColor Chart\u003c\/a\u003e page and for more details about our pour styles can be found \u003ca title=\"Pour types\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/pour-types\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease review our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" title=\"Shop Policies\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebefore purchasing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/fae_240x240.png?v=1793296739\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFae Dragon X-small\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Base Circumference: 3.75\" \/ 9.5cm   ; Avg Diameter: 1.19\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 5\" \/ 12.9cm  ; Avg Diameter: 1.61\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 5.125\" \/ 13cm  ; Avg Diameter: 1.62\"\u003cbr\u003eUseable Length: 4.25\" \/ 10.7cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 6\" \/ 15.2cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFae Dragon Small\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Base Circumference: 4.5\" \/ 11.5cm   ; Avg Diameter: 1.44\" \u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 6\" \/ 15.5cm  ; Avg Diameter: 1.94\" \u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.125\" \/ 15.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.95\" \u003cbr\u003eUseable Length: 5.25\" \/ 13.2cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.375\" \/ 18.6cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFae Dragon Medium\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Base Circumference: 5\" \/ 12.6cm   ; Avg Diameter: 1.57\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 6.75\" \/ 17.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.14\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 6.75\" \/ 17.2cm  ; Avg Diameter: 2.15\"\u003cbr\u003eUseable Length: 6\" \/ 15.4cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 8.125\" \/ 20.6cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFae Dragon Large\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHead Base Circumference: 6\" \/ 15.3cm  ; Avg Diameter: 1.91\"\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Circumference: 8.25\" \/ 20.9cm  ; Avg Diameter: 2.61\"\u003cbr\u003eAbove Base Circumference: 8.25\" \/ 21cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.63\"\u003cbr\u003eUseable Length: 7\" \/ 18cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 9.75\" \/ 24.8cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wandering Bard","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":49906438865134,"sku":null,"price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":49906438897902,"sku":null,"price":77.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small Goblin Lock","offer_id":49906974818542,"sku":null,"price":82.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":49906438930670,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Goblin Lock","offer_id":49906438963438,"sku":null,"price":104.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":49906438996206,"sku":null,"price":138.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Goblin Lock","offer_id":49906439028974,"sku":null,"price":143.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/3027\/4798\/files\/FAE_1.jpg?v=1793296879"}],"url":"https:\/\/wanderingbardtoys.com\/en-gb\/collections\/made-to-order-customs.oembed?page=3","provider":"The Wandering Bard","version":"1.0","type":"link"}