This was my first monster fucker toy, so I got a medium in soft, and it's perfect as an intro for this niche. I splurged for two ultra shift colors with a splatter, and I'm absolutely in love with how pretty it is! Unbelievably gorgeous! I've had it for a week and I've already bought a Yuanti to go with it 💯

i love the quality of the toy, its very well poured and made, especially the softness of it (i got super soft). its also gorgeous and has a nice weight to it, and easy to wash as well :] very fast shipping as well! 1000/10

This was a great experience for my first custom toy! I sent the staff a question regarding colors and they were super friendly and helpful. The toy was also produced and shipped much faster than I had expected. I love it, and definitely plan on getting more custom toys from here someday!

Gorgeous & high quality, perfectly smooth texture, and an excellent suction-cup. Quick purchase to arrival time. Lovely customer service to work with!

Really fantastic quality! This is my second Wandering Bard toy, and I think I'm in love. The minotaur is the perfect shape, and it's somehow exactly the right size in the X-small. It arrived when expected and was nicely packed in a box and a dust bag, and came with some cute stickers and a silicone dice! I'm super happy with it, its a gorgeous addition to my toychest.

I love the three pronged head, makes for great stimulation, a well as the shaft texture!! This is a wonderful toy and I recommend it fully! As always, the Bards are amazing and extremely attentive to detail and dedicated <3

the bards are fantastic and got my Grick to me in under a week, kept me updated on how he was coming along, and even threw some goodies in with my new monster!
as for Grick himself, he's a real joy :) I was skeptical that each sucker could be felt, but boy howdy, you sure can. he feels magnificent and totally out of this world. my only hangup is that I got him in soft instead of medium, so he's a little squishy - I don't mind as much as I thought I would, though. he's just a little less firm than I'm used to. overall 10/10 would order from the bards again and would recommend Grick to anyone looking for interesting textures or fun with tentacles that aren't super pointy at the end

I got a email custom and it got produced and shipped so fast it was astounding. The look and feel of it in person was much better than I could have imagined.

It's extremely tight I love the toy but I can't stay hard long enough to get it on . Will I if I do while not fully hard be able to get inside the sleeve this first one iv owned

In absolute shock and awe at how pretty my large dire came out. This was my first time ordering a custom toy from any company, plus my first time ordering from this shop and I am so incredibly happy with the result. The bards work insanely fast and I managed to get it within a week of ordering it. And it came with such lovely little freebies which were such a wonderful surprise!
The knot’s a little big for me right now but I ordered looking for a challenge. Besides, this just gives me an excuse to eventually add a smaller dire to the party (mwahaha)!

Definitely will be ordering again! Thank you bards for the wonderful work! :)

holy shit this is amazing. the texture and sculpt are beautiful, the colors and glow are amazing. the size and slight stretch are!!! absolute perfection. this was absolutely worth the money!!!!

I love my new beastie!!! The Bards patiently worked with me to make sure they could pour my toy how I wanted it, and showed me step by step how it could work. Plus they sent early pictures to ensure I was satisfied - I will never stop recommending TWB for their incredibly gracious customer service, patience and kindness <3
Plus - as always, they did some magnificent work on this pour, seriously, exactly what I was looking for! (for the middle color to spread out right behind the nubs)
AND a cute dice - love this mahogany and pink combo

One of my favorite pieces I own. I've had it sitting on my bookshelf as a bookend and it's driving my partners absolutely bonkers. Gonna make them admire it for a few more days before I let them play with it. Thanks for the amazing work y'all!

So soft, cute, and great for squishing! The colors are so vibrant and beautiful. The suction cup works amazingly too.

this is my first “indie” toy and definitely the most i’ve spent on anything of this sort so far. It’s Absolutely worth it. The sculpt it beautiful (i think i’m going to display this when not in use!!) and the textures are perfection. the colors are beautiful and it’s flexible without being too squishy!!